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Re: Betty White is Dead.

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Sadly, she did not join the likes of George Burns who looked more like a cigar smoking chimpanzee by the time he bought the farm.

I will miss Betty White’s dirty mouth. Rest In Peace, you frisky broad.
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Re: Betty White is Dead.

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It may have been Dear Booze's attempt to write pop music that did her in.

Or someone jinxed the shit out of her.

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Re: John Madden is dead!!!

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I honestly thought John Madden died twenty years ago.


He gives us all hope that we can die of old age instead of heart disease. For this John we thank you!
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Re: John Madden is dead!!!

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Might not have been old age. Could have been years of Tinactin abuse that did him in.

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Re: John Madden is dead!!!

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TheDrunkardAnglo wrote:
Wed Jan 05, 2022 6:24 pm
I honestly thought John Madden died twenty years ago.
The confusion is quite understandable as it was his soul that died twenty years ago. Whether the transaction was with the Prince of Darkness or the NFL is largely a matter of detail.

scream ale wrote:
Wed Jan 05, 2022 6:27 pm
Might not have been old age. Could have been years of Tinactin abuse that did him in.
It was when I caught John freebasing the stuff at a Super Bowl party that I knew he had a problem. There is nothing so depraved as a man in the depths of a Tinactin binge.
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Re: Betty White is Dead.

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DEATH TO WHITES!
that should appease the George Floyd crowd.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought

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Re: Betty White is Dead.

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ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Sat Jan 08, 2022 12:58 am
DEATH TO WHITES!
that should appease the George Floyd crowd.
Not enough hangover Thirsty
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Re: Betty White is Dead.

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Don’t call whitey, Betty
Don’t call Betty, whitey
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Re: Betty White is Dead.

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she woulda been fun drunk or probably was
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Bob Saget is dead!!!

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People are dropping like flies!

First John Madden, and now beloved star of Full House and host of America’s Funniest Home Videos Bob Saget has passed away at the age of 65. Despite his clean cut image as a comedian, Bob loved to tell dirty jokes and use swear words such as "cock", "shit" and "fuck".

Here’s a quote pulled from some random bullshit posted online:
whatever wrote: Best known for Full House, America's Funniest Home Videos and Entourage, Saget had a notable cameo in Half Baked in 1998. During a drug rehab meeting, Thurgood (Dave Chappelle) says he’s addicted to marijuana, Saget stands up and declares: “Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. That’s an addiction, man. You ever suck some dick for marijuana?” Thurgood thinks for a few seconds: “No, I can’t say I have.” Saget mutters as he sits down: “I didn’t think so.”
Yep. Dead. Bummer. We’re all gonna die.
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Re: Betty White is Dead.

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With the death of Betty White my sexual phantasies go nowhere now.

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Meat Loaf is dead!!!

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To be honest I thought he died 10 years ago.


Anyway


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Re: Meat Loaf is dead!!!

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I did not know that guy was in his 70's. Goddamn.

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Re: Meat Loaf is dead!!!

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Worst stage name ever. Should have called his back-up band the Mashed Potatoes. And all of his music sounds like Billy Joel on meth. He will always be remembered as the tour bus driver in Spice Girls: The Movie. Rest In Peace.
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Re: Meat Loaf is dead!!!

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Bob had bitch tits.
Bow to your sensei.

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