quite fucking correct....Patchez told me that he had died last week and I didn't really know him.. however i'd heard mr bojangles plenty of times.
after listening to the original I will confer as fuck with you all that it is class.
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Re: Jerry Jeff Walker passed yesterday.
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Re: Jerry Jeff Walker passed yesterday.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
Re: Jerry Jeff Walker passed yesterday.
Saw that as well. Screwball's Texas Troubadours are taking some hits.ThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑Fri Oct 30, 2020 7:28 pmR.I.P. Billy Joe Shaver
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Re: Jerry Jeff Walker passed yesterday.
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John Madden is dead!!!
John Madden, you shitty old jockstrap.
We will miss you pinching the asses of cheerleaders and treating restaurant servers like slaves.
We’ll miss the way you used the hotel room towels to wipe your nasty ass then thought it funny to hide them under the bed.
Yes, we’ll miss your stupid video games. We’ll miss your loudmouth commentary, your spittle and that borderline retarded look in your eyes. Go shittily into that night, overgrown boy-prince.
We will miss you pinching the asses of cheerleaders and treating restaurant servers like slaves.
We’ll miss the way you used the hotel room towels to wipe your nasty ass then thought it funny to hide them under the bed.
Yes, we’ll miss your stupid video games. We’ll miss your loudmouth commentary, your spittle and that borderline retarded look in your eyes. Go shittily into that night, overgrown boy-prince.
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Re: John Madden is dead!!!
Thanks.
Yes, John Madden, a well rounded human being. His loves in life included football, football, his wife, tough actin’ Tinactin ©, moneys and popcorn.
Yes, John Madden, a well rounded human being. His loves in life included football, football, his wife, tough actin’ Tinactin ©, moneys and popcorn.
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Re: John Madden is dead!!!
Does anyone remember when JM started an early video delivery company? This was about 1988 or 89. It was a fucking stupid thing where the customer had to mount a lockable plastic box to the side of their house. A Sears Catalog-size directory of available movies was mailed to the customer. They then had to call an 800 number to order the movies. The company had their own delivery drivers who would bring the VHS tapes to the customer's house and lock them in the stupid box.
The company was called Murphy Express.
I remember writing a paper for a marketing class about how absolutely stupid the business model was. I also remember that my roommate told me that he predicted some sort of service where you could access movies online via your television. I thought that was stupid too.
The company was called Murphy Express.
I remember writing a paper for a marketing class about how absolutely stupid the business model was. I also remember that my roommate told me that he predicted some sort of service where you could access movies online via your television. I thought that was stupid too.
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Re: John Madden is dead!!!
Fucking gay! It`s like listening to music from the same device you`re streaming porn from
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Re: John Madden is dead!!!
John Madden wasn’t just the spokesperson for Tinactin ©. It was the only product he found that would both deworm his brain and keep his chronic taint fungus under control.
Oh, of course. I have a VHS copy of Harry and the Hendersons that technically still belongs to the estate of John Madden. I should send it back to the bereaved widow with my condolences.Dear Booze wrote: ↑Thu Dec 30, 2021 8:14 pmDoes anyone remember when JM started an early video delivery company?
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Betty White is Dead.
Yup. Betty White is a failure at reaching 100. How sad. She worked on this for almost a century, but failed just a few weeks early. Damn. I was cheering her on.
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Re: Betty White is Dead.
I saw the rumor on social media and came straight here to find out.
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Re: Betty White is Dead.
Heard it from a friend who,
Heard it from a friend who,
Heard it from another she's no longer around.
She was ninty-nine
And she was feeling fine
All the talk about one hundred was all over town
But I know the neighborhood
And talk is cheaper when the story is good
And the tales grow taller on down the line
But I'm telling you, Betty
That I don't think it's true, Betty
And even if it is, keep this in mind
I think you were murdered, Betty
By some mad fool, Betty
Someone just didn't want you around
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