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Re: Forum Quirks

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oettinger wrote:
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Badfellow wrote:
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:
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It's overbetween us
If I had a dollar for every time I've heard a woman say that, I'd have enough money to skip all the trouble and hire a prostitute instead.
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Re: Forum Quirks

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Five dollar whores give you gonorrhea long time.
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Re: Forum Quirks

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Gonorrhea, diarrhea, it's all the same.
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Re: Forum Quirks

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I have it too. Say, did we share the same five dollar bill once in our lifes?
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Re: Forum Quirks

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You can get herpes from a five dollar bill.
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A hacker has my password

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I got an email this morning where a hacker says he has the password to my computer, and it is the right password for my old laptop. (My new laptop uses a PIN.) However, he says he recorded me with my webcam "pleasuring myself" which I know is a lie. (I don't masturbate in view of my webcam.) So of course he is demanding a payoff, which I of course am not going to pay. But how did he get my password?

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Re: A hacker has my password

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That`s kinda easy for hackers. What you type anywhere, they get typed in a word document. It`s like mirror keyboarding
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Re: A hacker has my password

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Hugh wrote:
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I got an email this morning where a hacker says he has the password to my computer, and it is the right password for my old laptop. (My new laptop uses a PIN.) However, he says he recorded me with my webcam "pleasuring myself" which I know is a lie. (I don't masturbate in view of my webcam.) So of course he is demanding a payoff, which I of course am not going to pay. But how did he get my password?
Hacker is a bullshitter. Old password: Fack off.

Watching me masturbate in front of my webcam:

You owe ME money, bitch. That shit don't come free.

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Re: A hacker has my password

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This hacker amuses me. There must be some interesting ways to mess with him. Any ideas?

Maybe send him a video of someone disgustingly ugly masturbating and ask if it's the same video that he has.

You could also claim that videos of you masturbating are already free and posted on the internet, rendering his extortion useless.
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Re: A hacker has my password

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Track the prick down and cripple him.

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Re: A hacker has my password

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Nausea wrote:
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This hacker amuses me. There must be some interesting ways to mess with him. Any ideas?

Maybe send him a video of someone disgustingly ugly masturbating and ask if it's the same video that he has.

You could also claim that videos of you masturbating are already free and posted on the internet, rendering his extortion useless.
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Track the prick down and cripple him.
All valid choices. I say run with all options.
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LOGGING IN Issues

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If you find that you've exceeded your log-in attempts after the first try, it's simply because a bot has been trying to log on as you.

FKR has the attempts locked in for 3 tries, but with a Captcha window after that.

No need to reset your password if the captcha doesn't work either. You'll just need to wait a half hour and try again. Plenty of time to mix a DRINK.

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Re: LOGGING IN Issues

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I pity the bot who tries to emulate my demented existence.
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Tech questions, problems, and troubleshooting stuff

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I keep playing around on Facebook and Youtube at night when I'm drunk, so I want to block them during certain hours. Will this thing do it? https://chrome.google.com/webstore/deta ... cgbh?hl=en

Does it look legit? I don't want ads, malware, etc.

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Re: Website Blocker extension for Chrome

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Prolly get the herps just clickin’ on that link. Or maybe scabies. Could be fun.
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