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UnkleLemmy
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Computer virus

Post by UnkleLemmy »

Anybody get hit by that stupid virus that keeps shutting your pc down? I know I did. Here is a thread about what it is and how to fix it from another message board. I haven't tried it yet, but the guy who posted it knows his shit so it should work.

http://teamfalcononline.com/forums/show ... eadid=5652
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Post by UnkleLemmy »

Oops, I think you need to be registered to get there. here is the meat of it:

NT AUTHORITY\SYSTEM, RPC problem: HOW TO FIX!
if you keep getting this error:

Image



Do a search on your system for webdav.exe and delete it if found.


Then:


Go here and download and install the patch for WinXP 32 bit edition, or Windows 2000 if that's what you have




http://www.microsoft.com/technet/tr...in/MS03-026.asp



You can get more detailed advice from ani-virus websites like semantics but his post makes the most sense.
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Virus Cocktail

Post by THE_CLONE »

Excellent response time Lemmy....

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Post by UnkleLemmy »

Hmm, that link doesn't seem to be working. I'lltry ot find the patch elsewhere.
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cute

Post by THE_CLONE »

Lemmy you got me..hahahahaha!

I tryed the link....

Ok Lemmy 1 - The_Clone 0


cute hahahahaha!
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Post by UnkleLemmy »

Here is a much more detailed insyructions on how to remove it:



http://securityresponse.symantec.com/av ... .tool.html
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Problem with activation

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Hi there, I dont know if I am writing in a proper board but I have got a problem with activation, link i receive in email is not working... http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/? ... 384beac4f3,

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Re: Problem with activation

Post by Screwball »

Get me a bottle of Ezra Brooks and I might tell ya what you are doing wrong.

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Re: Problem with activation

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Screwball wrote:Get me a bottle of Ezra Brooks
Good choice
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Re: Problem with activation

Post by Screwball »

ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Screwball wrote:Get me a bottle of Ezra Brooks
Good choice
It is a tasty beverage.

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Re: Problem with activation

Post by Rip Rufus »

Why do my favorites all start with "E"?
Evan
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Re: Problem with activation

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salomeolde wrote:Hi there, I dont know if I am writing in a proper board but I have got a problem with activation, link i receive in email is not working... http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/? ... 384beac4f3,
As you know proper modulation is required.
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Re: Problem with activation

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Welcome. I gonna need you to activate my required new guy drinkification with a shitload of Heaven Hill. Cheers.

P.S. You wouldn't happen to have any pork rinds would ya?
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missing users

Post by givemesomepils »

please leave a message saying that no one else can get in there. Except for a couple of folks. Those are left wandering the empty streets, asking where everyone went
willies

so there is some sort of timecode problem affecting people on here causing them to get locked out of their accounts.
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Re: missing users

Post by whiskeyprick »

and who can figure out those pesky security images when you are buzzed
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