Damn straight....alcoholism should not be a form of discrimination against certain drinks, its should just be being unable to discriminate against anything with alcohol in as long as its there.peetie44 wrote:Order and drink watch you want...FTW.
Drinks you should be ashamed to order in public
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Drunk? I'm not drunk! You wouldn't dare accuse me of that if I was s0ber!
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look, dude. i know english is not your native language, but you do pick fights here on an english-language website, so.... i was saying n.a. beer should be on the list of drinks one should be ashamed of ordering!Mr Boozificator wrote: Each time one of us drinks that kind of beer, a leprechaun dies, a buxom wench in Munich looses a size of bra and Thirsty wakes up in his sleep drenched in cold sweat.
you git.
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peetie44 wrote:Order and drink watch you want...FTW.
It is as simple as that, kiddos.
I once had a bartender serve me a "Martini" in a highball glass and with vodka.
Ya know what I did?
I Drank it down in one go and said, "Miss, that was not a Martini. Fill this fucker up with some Gin this time and keep 'em coming."
So the rest of the night I Drank "Fuckers".
They ain't bad at all.
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Hey Wingman, I understood perfectly, which my comments show I think, but I also used this opportunity to go on a rant, which is a pub activity. And now that I look at the posts in reverse chronological order, there is a very very compromising picture of you declaring that there is nothing wrong with drinking fake beer.Wingman wrote:look, dude. i know english is not your native language, but you do pick fights here on an english-language website, so.... i was saying n.a. beer should be on the list of drinks one should be ashamed of ordering!Mr Boozificator wrote: Each time one of us drinks that kind of beer, a leprechaun dies, a buxom wench in Munich looses a size of bra and Thirsty wakes up in his sleep drenched in cold sweat.
you git.
let's have some manhattans!
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My girl is pregnant and she drinks NA beer. As for the list, drink what you want.
If all you drink is Jager and Bud Light, we might not get along. But, I will still say you can drink what you want.
I drink vodka-crans, rumpleminz and whiskey. If you think I'm a puss, I don't care. I also do straight shots of bourbon.
If all you drink is Jager and Bud Light, we might not get along. But, I will still say you can drink what you want.
I drink vodka-crans, rumpleminz and whiskey. If you think I'm a puss, I don't care. I also do straight shots of bourbon.
Bourbon is my blood.
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Resident Asshole wrote:My girl is pregnant....
meh, it happens.
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Where my shame gland should be, there's a second awesome gland. True story.Wingman wrote:what is this "shame" you people speak of?
Can I pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?
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A little early isn't it, Woody?
For a beer?
No, for stupid questions...
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I dont get the screwdriver issue...I mean if its hot and you want a quick refresher, or its before noon and you just want a breakfasty drink a screwdriver is fine. I used to drink them at work to hide the fact I was drinking because a carton of OJ makes stealth drinking easy.
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never thought of drinking non-alcoholic beer when I couldn't be drunk. Does it really have a bite like alcohol'd beer does? nowadays I just slug down those terrible things they call "soft drinks" when I can't drink
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I can't imagine ordering any drink and being ashamed. If it is offered, and I fancy it, I'll order it, and drink it. You have a problem with that? Fuck off!
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That being said, I most enjoy a triple shot of Makers. On the rocks if the weather is above freezing.
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just bought and watches the outlaw Josie wales with Jeremiah Jonson and drank a fifth of e w when it comes down to it I would have to say Jeremiah Johnson is better an possibly rte beat movie made youre not drunk enough
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Cosmo. No manly way to order this.
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Man, I've been arguing that for years. A drunks a drunk right? Case closed he/she is ok in my book.captain gonzo wrote:Damn straight....alcoholism should not be a form of discrimination against certain drinks, its should just be being unable to discriminate against anything with alcohol in as long as its there.peetie44 wrote:Order and drink watch you want...FTW.
But Id never order a cosmo. Wver. Whiskey is the best and thats it.
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"double knob creek, neat, and a cosmo for the lady here."mr.dirty pants wrote:Cosmo. No manly way to order this.
there.
Stupid should hurt.
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