Face it, you've had bigger disappointments. And more than a fifth to deal with them.J. Tequila wrote:I had a McRib last year for the first time.
I drank a fifth to get over my disappointment.
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OH SNAP CRACKLE AND POP!BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:You must drink a case after looking in the mirror!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!J. Tequila wrote:I had a McRib last year for the first time.
I drank a fifth to get over my disappointment.
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Drink a lot, do ya?J. Tequila wrote:I had a McRib last year for the first time.
I drank a fifth to get over my disappointment.
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Ain't nobody saying its on a level with Currituck BBQ or Abdullah The Butcher's House of Ribs.J. Tequila wrote:I had a McRib last year for the first time.
I drank a fifth to get over my disappointment.
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how dare you people disparage the mcrib. how dare you. it is not barbecue, it is not good and it certainly is not for filthy europeans. it is, simply, the mcrib. bask in it's unholy glory. or don't. ima go get one now. cheers all.
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After a night of boozing, she looks good at 3am. You know she does.
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The later at night, the better the women look and the food tastes.Judge wrote:
After a night of boozing, she looks good at 3am. You know she does.
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BBoozer wrote:The later at night, the better the women look and the food tastes.Judge wrote:
After a night of boozing, she looks good at 3am. You know she does.
Well .................... yeah ...
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This excuse for food is just a whore.
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C'mon, Frenchy...you KNOW you want one.Mr Boozificator wrote:This excuse for food is just a whore.
"Man i once bought $101 worth of insect candy because it was free shipping on orders over 100 bucks." -- ThirstyDrunk
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
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Do I actually need to remind you the quiche in the castle near Agen?peetie44 wrote:C'mon, Frenchy...you KNOW you want one.Mr Boozificator wrote:This excuse for food is just a whore.
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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Yes...that WAS quite tasty.Mr Boozificator wrote:Do I actually need to remind you the quiche in the castle near Agen?peetie44 wrote:C'mon, Frenchy...you KNOW you want one.Mr Boozificator wrote:This excuse for food is just a whore.
"Man i once bought $101 worth of insect candy because it was free shipping on orders over 100 bucks." -- ThirstyDrunk
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
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I love this picture.
I can tell my friends "hey, that's me next to GT, we're having a drink in a castle in the middle of nowhere".
Cheers Gene, I truly hope we'll meet again.
I can tell my friends "hey, that's me next to GT, we're having a drink in a castle in the middle of nowhere".
Cheers Gene, I truly hope we'll meet again.
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"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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Some dapper motherfuckers right there! Cheers!
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A couple of great drunkards in a castle with a piano and plenty of Makers...sounds like a swell way to spend a week or five. Until one of you tries to work on your novel and goes all The Shining and picks up an axe, that is.