Okay, so I'm on holiday in Croatia.
I'm hanging out at the local bar on the campsite, warming up before hitting the town. I'm about to order my second beer and a side of Slivovic - before I get the chance to order, this woman cuts me off and orders something in croatian - The bartender takes a glass, and starts pouring Coca Cola into it - now that all seems perfectly normal - but then he stops half-way, and moves over to their stash of local cheap-ass red wine, and fills the rest of the glass! He gives the woman the glass, and she walks away. Apparentley, it's a very popular drink in the balkans, especially among women over 40 - But dear lord, how could that vile concoction ever taste good? I thought about ordering one just for the hell of it, but decided not to. Damn, people drink weird stuff.
What.....The.....Fuck!?
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my dad did that when I first came to glasgow at about 10 years old. accidentally topped up mine and my brother's glasses of coke with red wine. I thought it was lovely, my brother thought it was terrible, so dad had his
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I say; what the topic says. Probably works if you don't want to get drunk. So...
I say; what the topic says. Probably works if you don't want to get drunk. So...
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If you want to get drunk, why not just drink wine? They make Boones for a reason, you know.
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I'd try it. That said, I don't support Wine or Cocaine.
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I heard of that drink in Slovenia
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I get these AAA magazines and other travel crap brochures via the airlines and not ONCE did any of them ever suggest taking a "holiday in Croatia". If I'd known you could camp and get an Atlanta Hammer (redwine and coca-cola) I'd have signed up. Once I figured how to get my pop-up trailer there that is.
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Judge wrote:I get these AAA magazines and other travel crap brochures via the airlines and not ONCE did any of them ever suggest taking a "holiday in Croatia". If I'd known you could camp and get an Atlanta Hammer (redwine and coca-cola) I'd have signed up. Once I figured how to get my pop-up trailer there that is.
Croatia is a GREAT place to spend your holidays! Of course it ain't as cheap as it used to be, since the tourism has boomed like crazy these past 10 years, but it's still very afordable and it's a beautiful country - oh, and reasonable booze prices as well, of course!
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It's a very cheap place to party. I was in there to.Nothing like a paid free vacation just had to forgive the warfareMglaffas wrote:Judge wrote:I get these AAA magazines and other travel crap brochures via the airlines and not ONCE did any of them ever suggest taking a "holiday in Croatia". If I'd known you could camp and get an Atlanta Hammer (redwine and coca-cola) I'd have signed up. Once I figured how to get my pop-up trailer there that is.
Croatia is a GREAT place to spend your holidays! Of course it ain't as cheap as it used to be, since the tourism has boomed like crazy these past 10 years, but it's still very afordable and it's a beautiful country - oh, and reasonable booze prices as well, of course!
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Yikes. That sounds like a truly nasty concoction.Mglaffas wrote:The bartender takes a glass, and starts pouring Coca Cola into it - now that all seems perfectly normal - but then he stops half-way, and moves over to their stash of local cheap-ass red wine, and fills the rest of the glass!