Attack of the Bots Thread
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Re: bot?
Hey, I am no bot.Savage wrote:I mean, back in the good old days, there was someone and someone and someone else I knew. Nowadays, bot and guests.
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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Re: bot?
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<@Riddeford> lying on the ground laughing then going to get drunk on a pier. isn't what was fabric was born to do?
<apE> if theyd spend half as much time drinking as they do bitching, itd all be good
<@Fabric> Pint: why do I feel like shit?
<%pint> Fabric: people
<@fiyah> you're unemployed and drunk, you have no standards
<apE> if theyd spend half as much time drinking as they do bitching, itd all be good
<@Fabric> Pint: why do I feel like shit?
<%pint> Fabric: people
<@fiyah> you're unemployed and drunk, you have no standards
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Re: bot?
I now how stupid this sounds.But what is a bot anyways.
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Re: bot?
Search engines indexing the pages of random sites. They're only programs (virtual ro-bots) but are being perceived as subscribers by the board.beerkegbilly wrote:I now how stupid this sounds.But what is a bot anyways.
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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Re: bot?
we ever get any cyborgs? i'd drink with one of those motherfuckers.
bots, though, they never buy a round. not once.
bots, though, they never buy a round. not once.
Stupid should hurt.
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What is it the bots think?
Do the bots really think that we only drink in order to come to here in the secret hope that other posters are going to post slightly dissimulated links about kitchen interiors wow gold and nice leather bags?
Am I the only one not embedding links to Russian brides and fake purses in my posts?
Shouldn't I start drinking on the job?
Why is beer so expensive?
Is Thirsty real or only Mr Budweiser's imaginary friend?
All those questions will not be addressed in this thread, at least not by me: I've got work to do (with a despairing lack of motivation that is).
Boozie, posting from work and therefore cheating on all the French tax-payers. Man, ain't those two gonna be pissed about it.
Am I the only one not embedding links to Russian brides and fake purses in my posts?
Shouldn't I start drinking on the job?
Why is beer so expensive?
Is Thirsty real or only Mr Budweiser's imaginary friend?
All those questions will not be addressed in this thread, at least not by me: I've got work to do (with a despairing lack of motivation that is).
Boozie, posting from work and therefore cheating on all the French tax-payers. Man, ain't those two gonna be pissed about it.
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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Re: What is it the bots think?
Beware all - this is the shiftless, devious French Fatalis bot. He will lure you with promises of fine wine, champagne, cheese and women with armpit shrubbery. Resist the click!
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Re: What is it the bots think?
Since we're posing the great questions of the universe here, has treetop been banned?
I feel like I;' Typing down hill.
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Re: What is it the bots think?
I am a bot. Buy my things. They will make your life better
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Re: What is it the bots think?
A fez selling bot would probably be the only one meeting success while a MDM flag selling bot would very likely actually make friends and get free drinks around here. But, you know...
Ah well, if technology makes a leap forward maybe...
Ah well, if technology makes a leap forward maybe...
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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Re: What is it the bots think?
SuperHans wrote:I'd kick a robots ASS!
But what if they tried to sell you kitchen wares?
Would you be knife to them?
http://www.drunkard.com/bbs/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=68080
I hope you would, SuperHans.
[Sorry, you forgot Rule 10, of the Posting Guidlines. Regards, P.]