Top Ten (or so) Facts About Oggar
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Re: Top Ten (or so) Facts About Oggar
Apparently, on the day before the Titanic sank, Oggar was heard declaring "Ok, there's never enough ice, so I'll go get myself a big lump of it, even if that means towing it back to here swimming".
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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Oggar let me follow him around and pick up his empties once...it was AWESOME!
"Man i once bought $101 worth of insect candy because it was free shipping on orders over 100 bucks." -- ThirstyDrunk
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
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When it rains it is not God's tears as you have been told, but God's attempt to supply the distillers of the world with enough water as to quench Oggar's thirst, in fear of him attempting to drink heaven dry.
There's a game called drinking, it's a lot like solitaire
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Look poor, act crazy, and carry a gun. -Faint-Hearted
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Liquor companies decided upon 1.75L as the volume of a handle based upon Oggar's average serving size.
I just wish there were some actual drunkards around here who can handle themselves like adults while still acting like retards - liquor&poker
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Doctors once thought Oggar's liver had shut down....until they realized it simply metabolized all their medical equipment.
I just wish there were some actual drunkards around here who can handle themselves like adults while still acting like retards - liquor&poker
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Oggar once threw me across a room, with a twitch of his brow!
No, no, no, no...Wait, that is true.
No, no, no, no...Wait, that is true.
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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I thought I was big...
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Oggar once tried to microwave a pillow....FACT.
That's what I call Drunkard justice. I hate prisses like that. They're mincing their way through life when they should be marching. ~fkr.
I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.
I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.
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Well...you can't really headbutt a pillow now, can you?l... wrote:Oggar once tried to microwave a pillow....FACT.
I just wish there were some actual drunkards around here who can handle themselves like adults while still acting like retards - liquor&poker
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Fast Cast wrote:Well...you can't really headbutt a pillow now, can you?l... wrote:Oggar once tried to microwave a pillow....FACT.
nah, only toilets...;)
That's what I call Drunkard justice. I hate prisses like that. They're mincing their way through life when they should be marching. ~fkr.
I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.
I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.
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Oggar can frighten Austrians into surrender by merely belching.
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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Getting Austria to surrender isn't much of a feat.Palinka wrote:Oggar can frighten Austrians into surrender by merely belching.
I can't write like Papa, you know I just ain't able
But if he came in here tonight, I'd drink him under the table -Ronny Elliott
RIP Mayhem, as long as I have a heart you are in it.
But if he came in here tonight, I'd drink him under the table -Ronny Elliott
RIP Mayhem, as long as I have a heart you are in it.
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It's a little known fact that Chuck Norris became a master of the martial arts in his attempts to keep his booze away from Oggar.
Of course, it's a lesser know fact that's also why Chuck Norris quit drinking.
Of course, it's a lesser know fact that's also why Chuck Norris quit drinking.
I just wish there were some actual drunkards around here who can handle themselves like adults while still acting like retards - liquor&poker
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Winner!Fast Cast wrote:It's a little known fact that Chuck Norris became a master of the martial arts in his attempts to keep his booze away from Oggar.
Of course, it's a lesser know fact that's also why Chuck Norris quit drinking.
I can't write like Papa, you know I just ain't able
But if he came in here tonight, I'd drink him under the table -Ronny Elliott
RIP Mayhem, as long as I have a heart you are in it.
But if he came in here tonight, I'd drink him under the table -Ronny Elliott
RIP Mayhem, as long as I have a heart you are in it.
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An unlocked piece of history is thusly bumped from the hinter regions of time and space...
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