The perfect morning after.
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The perfect morning after.
If it exists, surely the perfect morning after must be starting with this kid's breakfast thing: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-18490459
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
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"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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Re: The perfect morning after.
Dear God, I do not understand such breakfasts. For me, one glass milk, one or two slices bacon, one soft scrambled egg, one half english muffin, and a goblet of mimosa, fills me up so much that I don't even think about lunch.
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Re: The perfect morning after.
I'd eat that. All of it. AND a small child.
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Re: The perfect morning after.
..and a wafer thin mint.ThirstyDrunk wrote:I'd eat that. All of it. AND a small child.
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Re: The perfect morning after.
I am done with food. It chokes out my buzz.
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Re: The perfect morning after.
Awesome. That would last me a week! I think the Man vs Food guy should take on the challenge...
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Re: The perfect morning after.
Oh god, I couldn't put a dent in that even if I was stoned and drunk.
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Re: The perfect morning after.
Man I could never eat that much ever.For me 3 sunny side eggs 6 pieces bacon 3 toast and some fried potatoes
Is my breakfast .
Is my breakfast .
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Re: The perfect morning after.
I think that it is because they aren't being blitzed by the Huns!As part of his investigation into why British people are on average nearly three stone (19kg) heavier than 50 years ago,
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Re: The perfect morning after.
I know you heard me say I'll have the steak and eggs but what I meant was give me all the steak and eggs you have.
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Re: The perfect morning after.
What?!? No beer?!?
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Re: The perfect morning after.
Indisputable flaw in that breakfast.BBoozer wrote:What?!? No beer?!?
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
Re: The perfect morning after.
I would wreck that thing. Think they would go double or nothing if I tried two of them?
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Re: The perfect morning after.
Seriously, when we go out to eat, I bring a tote bag with containers in it. Simply because even the smallest meal is enough to feed a family of six. And I am not a skinny anorexic. Yes, I have lost a lot of weight, but no one is waving a sandwich at me. Who are these people that clean their plates at restaurants?
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