that's probably the only things that could make me like the American football.Judge wrote:Morning after review:
My team lost. I semi remember thinking we might just pull it off at the end.
I fell into the fireplace while adding a log.
All the beer is gone.
The kitchen isn't as much a mess as my wife thinks.
I have a mysterious 6" long gash on my left upper arm. I have no recollection of how it got there. Looks like it hurts.
I have a meeting two hours away from here that will last from 1pm to 7pm. Everyone there called in sick with the flu but I still have to go.
There are still red and gold balloons downstairs.
Super Bowl XLVII
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Well...there's also the cheerleaders...Mr Boozificator wrote:that's probably the only things that could make me like the American football.
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peetie, you surely know how to win a Frenchman over...
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Better the fireplace rather than the outhouse.Judge wrote: I fell into the fireplace while adding a log.
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frankennietzsche wrote:Better the fireplace rather than the outhouse.Judge wrote: I fell into the fireplace while adding a log.
Great.
Nosebeer on the screen.
Thanks a lot, man.
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Apparently they have been a great inspiration for very special cheerleaders:peetie44 wrote:Well...there's also the cheerleaders...Mr Boozificator wrote:that's probably the only things that could make me like the American football.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H96-TwrwY7M
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Oddly the left glass doors of the fireplace doesn't look quite right. this might explain the injury to my arm. I shall attempt to recreate the accident. of course it will require San Francisco to get back to the Superbowl.
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Superbowl adverts explained (courtesy of SomethingAwful).
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