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- Hooch Hound
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drink fu
i imagine drinking hard is a lot like kung fu or being a shogun warrior. i can imagine i would learn a great deal of discipline and skill by learninng one style or taking one master. but if i stay too long with one master i become weak against all other styles. so we meet again, rum. so we meet again...
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- JimLahey
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Re: drink fu
Good point. I am mastered in the art of whiskey and beer. Vodka catches me like a knife to the nut sack.
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Re: drink fu
"knife to the nut sack"
i'm keeping that. you win the internet for the night, my friend.
had to go back to whiskey after getting my nose bloodied. i'll have to gather myself before we meet again in combat tomorrow night. grudge match.
i'm keeping that. you win the internet for the night, my friend.
had to go back to whiskey after getting my nose bloodied. i'll have to gather myself before we meet again in combat tomorrow night. grudge match.
Show me a man without vices, and I will show you man without virtues. --Abe Lincoln
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Re: drink fu
I drink, therefore, I am.
Or, if you prefer, bibilous ergo sum.
Or, if you prefer, bibilous ergo sum.
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Re: drink fu
I fight a never-ending battle with the twin demons, whisky and beer. Once in a while, I have been known to slay several bottles of wine and have occasionally fought vodka to a standstill.
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Re: drink fu
I loves the vodka. Me and it have come to a perfect understanding.peetie44 wrote:...fought vodka to a standstill.
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- Mr. Viking
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Re: drink fu
I'm not a big vodka fan, would only have a few bottles a year. I usually prefer a spirit with more flavour, but occasionally I will decide there is nothing else that will do and buy something nice, or better, borrow something nice from a friend and enjoy the refined goodness. I think I dislike it for the same reason I used to dislike cider, because it seems to be something drunk indiscriminately by cretins
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Re: drink fu
this analogy holds. never liked gin, but decided a few years back to get to understand it, to learn the tao of gin, if you will. i didn't think of it as fighting at the time, but that's kind of how i approached it. i got a coach in my corner, a buddy who really liked the stuff. started with a few tonic-based sparring partners. worked up to some serious fights with martinis. had a pretty good record and took my shot at the title with a bottle of...shit, can't remember...dark blue bottle, called itself "navy gin," i think....
anyway, yeah. my usual campaign partners are beer and whiskey, but it's good to fight all styles.
cheers!
anyway, yeah. my usual campaign partners are beer and whiskey, but it's good to fight all styles.
cheers!
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Re: drink fu
I need to revisit the Gin dojo, to receive a proper beatdown from my old friend.
I feel like I;' Typing down hill.
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Re: drink fu
I'm well versed in Bourbon-fu and Beer-fu. I'm working on mastering Rye-fu and Scotch-fu.
Rum-fu and Vodka-fu have been almost forgotten in the mists of youth, Rum-fu being reborn a few years back with the finding of Screech. Vodka-fu may be lost forever, I can fathom no real reason to jump back into that discipline.
One day I fill find a Gin-fu Master and give that one a go.
Rum-fu and Vodka-fu have been almost forgotten in the mists of youth, Rum-fu being reborn a few years back with the finding of Screech. Vodka-fu may be lost forever, I can fathom no real reason to jump back into that discipline.
One day I fill find a Gin-fu Master and give that one a go.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
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Re: drink fu
I don't think if I have yet developed any specific styles, but I am always eager to take on every style of these anywhere, any time.
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Re: drink fu
That's what I do - it's called Mixed Martial Alcohol.Bur wrote: I am always eager to take on every style of these anywhere, any time.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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Re: drink fu
MMA. Excellent.Thirsticus wrote:That's what I do - it's called Mixed Martial Alcohol.Bur wrote: I am always eager to take on every style of these anywhere, any time.
Me? I'm a jack of all drinks, and a Master of none. However, I work at my craft on a daily basis.
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^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
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I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
Re: drink fu
I'm a master of barroom Pha Kew Up!
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice