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Archer
I am drunk......or i wouldn't be talking to you right now
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Gillette: Archer is drunk.
Malory: Who are you, Carrie Nation?
Archer: I never thought I'd say this, but I really miss the Zima.
Archer: Pam, wait up! Get me drunk enough and i might have sex with you
Pam: Really?
Archer: No. It's a catch-22. The amount of alcohol I would need would literally kill me. But I do want to see how many pool balls you can stick in your mouth.
Pam: My record's three.
Lana [opens cooler of nothing but beer]: You're s**tting me.
Archer: I know. A rainbow should shoot out every time you open it.
Malory: Who are you, Carrie Nation?
Archer: I never thought I'd say this, but I really miss the Zima.
Archer: Pam, wait up! Get me drunk enough and i might have sex with you
Pam: Really?
Archer: No. It's a catch-22. The amount of alcohol I would need would literally kill me. But I do want to see how many pool balls you can stick in your mouth.
Pam: My record's three.
Lana [opens cooler of nothing but beer]: You're s**tting me.
Archer: I know. A rainbow should shoot out every time you open it.
There's a game called drinking, it's a lot like solitaire
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Booyarr!
Bourbon is my blood.
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"Gren Label will rock on the show for me." bot rehan507
"women want to better express themselves. Dress up as their own performance this will be a lack of confidence." bot clshoo348
select backwards to God, his safekeeping a weapon homeopathy bold deed, president each opposite's cervix. bot klmn619
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Malory: Why are you drinking?
Archer: It's a party.
Malory: It's a baby shower! For the bastard child you pumped into a filthy whore!
Archer: I'm obviously not saying now, but one of these days you're make the best grandmother ever.
Archer: Lana, I'm in love with you.
Lana: You are also s**tfaced.
Archer: I can be both.
Doctor: Any history of alcoholism?
Archer [drinking]: You know, I drink socially.
Malory [also drinking]: Hah! What? I didn't have breakfast...
Archer: It's a party.
Malory: It's a baby shower! For the bastard child you pumped into a filthy whore!
Archer: I'm obviously not saying now, but one of these days you're make the best grandmother ever.
Archer: Lana, I'm in love with you.
Lana: You are also s**tfaced.
Archer: I can be both.
Doctor: Any history of alcoholism?
Archer [drinking]: You know, I drink socially.
Malory [also drinking]: Hah! What? I didn't have breakfast...
There's a game called drinking, it's a lot like solitaire
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Archer: If I stop drinking all at once, I'm afraid the cumulative hangover will kill me.
Archer: If I brought food I wouldn't have room for beer, and since I can't catch beer....
Archer: If I brought food I wouldn't have room for beer, and since I can't catch beer....
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Re: Archer
I just started watching this masterpiece of animation.
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it's all chaff, a striving after the wind.
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Re: Archer
Well, that's... just...wrong...Blackneto wrote:I just started watching this...
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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Re: Archer
dunno, I thought the ads looked a bit painful, though that clip is funny, the voices sound very forced
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Kharma Police, arrest this man (he buzzes like a fridge...)Mr. Viking wrote:dunno, I thought the ads looked a bit painful, though that clip is funny, the voices sound very forced
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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that's a good video. Doesn't make me agreePalinka wrote:Kharma Police, arrest this man (he buzzes like a fridge...)Mr. Viking wrote:dunno, I thought the ads looked a bit painful, though that clip is funny, the voices sound very forced
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The amount of drinking that goes on in this show impresses me.
it's all chaff, a striving after the wind.
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I always thing of [name redacted] when I see this scene...Blackneto wrote:The amount of drinking that goes on in this show impresses me.
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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An Easter Egg from the Season 3 DVD Box Set, Cooking with Archer.
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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