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"Expedition to the Barrier Peaks"
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Re: "Expedition to the Barrier Peaks"
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
Re: "Expedition to the Barrier Peaks"
I've sported around half of those. Do I still need to suck on whatever?
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Re: "Expedition to the Barrier Peaks"
(In keeping with the theme of this thread...)
Roll your saving throw!
Roll your saving throw!
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
Re: "Expedition to the Barrier Peaks"
I was here yesterday, it made me cry a little tear of happiness. And part with more cash than I should have done.
"Spiny norman wins on the bizzare terror stakes, if you haven't been stared at by a 40-foot hedgehog, you haven't lived." - Saltandgin
"Every time you don't get loaded, the terrorists win." - massivedrunk
WWDJFD?
"Every time you don't get loaded, the terrorists win." - massivedrunk
WWDJFD?
Re: "Expedition to the Barrier Peaks"
Rolled 4, what happens?frankennietzsche wrote:(In keeping with the theme of this thread...)
Roll your saving throw!
Re: "Expedition to the Barrier Peaks"
This afternoon I shall be making d20 jewellery. Bit sad, don't tell anyone.
"Spiny norman wins on the bizzare terror stakes, if you haven't been stared at by a 40-foot hedgehog, you haven't lived." - Saltandgin
"Every time you don't get loaded, the terrorists win." - massivedrunk
WWDJFD?
"Every time you don't get loaded, the terrorists win." - massivedrunk
WWDJFD?
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Re: "Expedition to the Barrier Peaks"
Two drunk things together.
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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Re: "Expedition to the Barrier Peaks"
Tragically hip...
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
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"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
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Re: "Expedition to the Barrier Peaks"
I'm not sure how I feel about this...
"Spiny norman wins on the bizzare terror stakes, if you haven't been stared at by a 40-foot hedgehog, you haven't lived." - Saltandgin
"Every time you don't get loaded, the terrorists win." - massivedrunk
WWDJFD?
"Every time you don't get loaded, the terrorists win." - massivedrunk
WWDJFD?
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I hope that the creators would take a ass-load of mescalin and re-imagine it as "William Blake's 7". They do need to keep the vests, puffy shirts and space-turtlenecks, though.GinSoakedGirl wrote:I'm not sure how I feel about this...
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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Here is a Lego version of the Liberator, to soothe your soul...GinSoakedGirl wrote:I'm not sure how I feel about this...
And FYI, Joss Wheedon and Russell T. Davies are involved in the reboot, so it probably won't suck.
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
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"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
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Re: "Expedition to the Barrier Peaks"
You two guys, you've made it all OK...
"Spiny norman wins on the bizzare terror stakes, if you haven't been stared at by a 40-foot hedgehog, you haven't lived." - Saltandgin
"Every time you don't get loaded, the terrorists win." - massivedrunk
WWDJFD?
"Every time you don't get loaded, the terrorists win." - massivedrunk
WWDJFD?
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Re: "Expedition to the Barrier Peaks"
So, what I am wondering is whether you rolled an icosohedron to determine how much jewelry you were going to fabricate, or if you made the jewelry out of twenty-sided dice???GinSoakedGirl wrote:This afternoon I shall be making d20 jewellery.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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Re: "Expedition to the Barrier Peaks"
Two Firefly related items:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/adambvary/joss- ... nd-firefly
http://consumerist.com/2013/04/12/fox-n ... ayne-hats/
http://www.buzzfeed.com/adambvary/joss- ... nd-firefly
http://consumerist.com/2013/04/12/fox-n ... ayne-hats/
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"