$3.39? what the fuck? For one tin? You have to be kiddingtdcwillies wrote:
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"I spent all of my money on cars, women and booze, the rest of it I squandered" G. Best
Re: You've got $20...
Sauza Blue Silver Tequila may not be top of the line- -Hell, its not even allowed on the line->
At about 15 bucks a qt, which is 15-20$ less expensive than the average for all Tequila, it will have ya howling like a drunkin Mexican, chasing the bulls thru the streets of Ensenada on Cinco_de_Mayo. If you steal a few lemons & a couple packets of salt, you,ll also be able to grab a 6 pack of Natural Ice (around 3.50)(anheuser busch,s finest swill)- - You will however, have to settle for a bunch of loosies when it comes to the smokes- -
I'm sure you all have some way to solve the smokes issue- - - "Hey ,can ya throw me a pack of Newport's till tomorrow, the ATM machine was out of cash again ,can you believe it !?"
The possibilities ,and combinations one can put together with a 20 are endless- - Love a good challenge- ***
At about 15 bucks a qt, which is 15-20$ less expensive than the average for all Tequila, it will have ya howling like a drunkin Mexican, chasing the bulls thru the streets of Ensenada on Cinco_de_Mayo. If you steal a few lemons & a couple packets of salt, you,ll also be able to grab a 6 pack of Natural Ice (around 3.50)(anheuser busch,s finest swill)- - You will however, have to settle for a bunch of loosies when it comes to the smokes- -
I'm sure you all have some way to solve the smokes issue- - - "Hey ,can ya throw me a pack of Newport's till tomorrow, the ATM machine was out of cash again ,can you believe it !?"
The possibilities ,and combinations one can put together with a 20 are endless- - Love a good challenge- ***
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Re: You've got $20...
That is 2.23 British pounds. Insane indeed, for a single tin. However, my excellent friend Mr. Viking, it was for the rack (six-pack held together with raccoon-strangulator plastic device) from my favorite booze garden.Mr. Viking wrote: $3.39? what the fuck? For one tin? You have to be kidding
Amazing, what crops arise there weekly, but not weakly.
You see, this Tim's LITTLE BIG (sic) store obtains the supposedly "out-dated" brew stocks of the many distributors at below cost, and sells them to we the public also at very low cost.
Excellent business model, really.
You see, the neighboring town is home of the University of Maine at Orono, and there are poor students who are also quite Thirsty.
One may have to fight to grab the Sea Dog racks which go for half price.
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Sauza Tequila is sold at my student's union. I had forgotten the name, so thanks for reminding me, I think it's one of my favourite tequilasjackstraw wrote:Sauza Blue Silver Tequila may not be top of the line- -Hell, its not even allowed on the line->
At about 15 bucks a qt, which is 15-20$ less expensive than the average for all Tequila, it will have ya howling like a drunkin Mexican, chasing the bulls thru the streets of Ensenada on Cinco_de_Mayo. If you steal a few lemons & a couple packets of salt, you,ll also be able to grab a 6 pack of Natural Ice (around 3.50)(anheuser busch,s finest swill)- - You will however, have to settle for a bunch of loosies when it comes to the smokes- -
I'm sure you all have some way to solve the smokes issue- - - "Hey ,can ya throw me a pack of Newport's till tomorrow, the ATM machine was out of cash again ,can you believe it !?"
The possibilities ,and combinations one can put together with a 20 are endless- - Love a good challenge- ***
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jackstraw wrote:The possibilities ,and combinations one can put together with a 20 are endless- - Love a good challenge.
Well said, and well met, jackstraw.
I'll take a Hammah to the head. Guinness chaser, if you would be so kind.
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Thank you for the drunkards guide to deflationary times. Buy these up in large quantities. They will become like gold in times of shortages to barter for food.Mr. Viking wrote:Sauza Tequila is sold at my student's union. I had forgotten the name, so thanks for reminding me, I think it's one of my favourite tequilasjackstraw wrote:Sauza Blue Silver Tequila may not be top of the line- -Hell, its not even allowed on the line->
At about 15 bucks a qt, which is 15-20$ less expensive than the average for all Tequila, it will have ya howling like a drunkin Mexican, chasing the bulls thru the streets of Ensenada on Cinco_de_Mayo. If you steal a few lemons & a couple packets of salt, you,ll also be able to grab a 6 pack of Natural Ice (around 3.50)(anheuser busch,s finest swill)- - You will however, have to settle for a bunch of loosies when it comes to the smokes- -
I'm sure you all have some way to solve the smokes issue- - - "Hey ,can ya throw me a pack of Newport's till tomorrow, the ATM machine was out of cash again ,can you believe it !?"
The possibilities ,and combinations one can put together with a 20 are endless- - Love a good challenge- ***
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I buy a $20 dollar rock of crack cocaine and get a crack-head to shoplift me a bottle of Johnny Walker Blue Label.
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Points given, there, for imagination. However, a) not quite in the spirit of the thread; b) crack-heads tend to be a bit twitchy before their hit, so a good chance that your crack-head will get nicked (or rip you off); and c) full points would have been given if you had put, as an addendum, "and then sell the 'Blue Label' to a hipster for $100, and bought three bottles of decent single malt".peetie44 wrote:I buy a $20 dollar rock of crack cocaine and get a crack-head to shoplift me a bottle of Johnny Walker Blue Label.
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I'm from East El-Lay...the very first rule of dealing with crack-headed procurers is: they get their treat AFTER delivery.Palinka wrote:Points given, there, for imagination. However, a) not quite in the spirit of the thread; b) crack-heads tend to be a bit twitchy before their hit, so a good chance that your crack-head will get nicked (or rip you off); and c) full points would have been given if you had put, as an addendum, "and then sell the 'Blue Label' to a hipster for $100, and bought three bottles of decent single malt".peetie44 wrote:I buy a $20 dollar rock of crack cocaine and get a crack-head to shoplift me a bottle of Johnny Walker Blue Label.
"Man i once bought $101 worth of insect candy because it was free shipping on orders over 100 bucks." -- ThirstyDrunk
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
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Did you know any of the Los Lobos crew? They came from the Boyle Heights area I think.peetie44 wrote:I'm from East El-Lay...the very first rule of dealing with crack-headed procurers is: they get their treat AFTER delivery.Palinka wrote:Points given, there, for imagination. However, a) not quite in the spirit of the thread; b) crack-heads tend to be a bit twitchy before their hit, so a good chance that your crack-head will get nicked (or rip you off); and c) full points would have been given if you had put, as an addendum, "and then sell the 'Blue Label' to a hipster for $100, and bought three bottles of decent single malt".peetie44 wrote:I buy a $20 dollar rock of crack cocaine and get a crack-head to shoplift me a bottle of Johnny Walker Blue Label.
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