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"A cat looks down upon a man, and a dog looks up to a man, but a pig will look a man in the eye and see his equal."
-Churchill
if you ever have the pleasure of meeting a pig, notice how friendly they can be, and how expressive their faces are
I love pigs
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Re: I love pigs
Eric Blair (no relation) was a tad down on them; mayhaps for the exact same reason as Churchill's.
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he also alledgedly was a brutal schoolmaster and far rather preferred to punish his pupils than argue with them. I always found this a difficult thing to accept given his apparent hate of authoritarianismPalinka wrote:Eric Blair (no relation) was a tad down on them; mayhaps for the exact same reason as Churchill's.
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My preferred teaching method is to strap my students to a chair whilst covering them with rats until they can remember those all-important Bible quotes for their GCSE.Mr. Viking wrote:he also alledgedly was a brutal schoolmaster and far rather preferred to punish his pupils than argue with them. I always found this a difficult thing to accept given his apparent hate of authoritarianismPalinka wrote:Eric Blair (no relation) was a tad down on them; mayhaps for the exact same reason as Churchill's.
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have you not told them yet that it's fine to make up quotes for GCSE?GinSoakedGirl wrote:My preferred teaching method is to strap my students to a chair whilst covering them with rats until they can remember those all-important Bible quotes for their GCSE.
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Good Lord, how unethical. I'm an RE teacher, not Fred Phelps.Mr. Viking wrote:have you not told them yet that it's fine to make up quotes for GCSE?GinSoakedGirl wrote:My preferred teaching method is to strap my students to a chair whilst covering them with rats until they can remember those all-important Bible quotes for their GCSE.
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I was sure it was in the mark schemes that you could make up quotes so long as they were similar to real ones
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Yes it is, but kids at my school historically get amongst the best marks in the country for RE and you have to pretty much be spot on throughout to get the full marks. The 'religious comment' aspect is so that kids who aren't so good can still pass.Mr. Viking wrote:I was sure it was in the mark schemes that you could make up quotes so long as they were similar to real ones
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Re: I love pigs
This thread is so British, it should be on public television.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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fuck em man, it ain't easy walkin the righteous path.
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Too right, guv'nah!
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Re: I love pigs
pork roast, pork chops, baby back ribs, spare ribs, country style ribs, bacon, canadian bacon, Spam, hot dogs, pickled pigs feet, kahula pig, bbq'd pulled pork sandwiches, sausages, sausage patties.....oh what a magical animal, who doesn't love pigs?
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"• He could produce 6,250 sausages, 112lbs of bacon – the equivalent of 3360 thin rashers of back and streaky bacon or 600 “good, thick rashers of back bacon from the loin” – 54lbs of chops, 72lbs of ham, 32lbs of shoulder."Judge wrote:pork roast, pork chops, baby back ribs, spare ribs, country style ribs, bacon, canadian bacon, Spam, hot dogs, pickled pigs feet, kahula pig, bbq'd pulled pork sandwiches, sausages, sausage patties.....oh what a magical animal, who doesn't love pigs?
all the more reason to keep them as pets I reckon
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Also:καὶ τὸν ὗν ὅτι διχηλεῖ ὁπλὴν τοῦτο καὶ ὀνυχίζει ὄνυχας ὁπλῆς καὶ τοῦτο οὐκ ἀνάγει μηρυκισμόν ἀκάθαρτον τοῦτο ὑμῖν
ἀπὸ τῶν κρεῶν αὐτῶν οὐ φάγεσθε καὶ τῶν θνησιμαίων αὐτῶν οὐχ ἅψεσθε ἀκάθαρτα ταῦτα ὑμῖν
So, Yeti is out, too.Deu 14:3 Thou shalt not eat any abominable thing.
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"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
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