In Praise of the Shower Beer
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Re: In Praise of the Shower Beer
I never had a shower beer before this summer when I was camping. It just never occurred to me
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Dude.... you're better than that.Mr. Viking wrote:I never had a shower beer before this summer when I was camping. It just never occurred to me
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Re: In Praise of the Shower Beer
Honestly...who showers without beer?
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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I don't know, peeps who got so drunk last night they forgot to hide their last beers?ThirstyDrunk wrote:Honestly...who showers without beer?
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Re: In Praise of the Shower Beer
Shower beer, ohfukyea.
When i was a chimney sweep in Fuckno, CA, you never showered at the beginning of the day. You showered right after you got home. Get dropped off in the work vehicle, and picked up in it the next work day. Soot everywhere.
You didn't want that crap in your personal vehicle.
Of course you wear a proper dust mask: rubber thing with (ironically) charcoal canisters, and goggles, each cleaning of them rich folk's chimneys. You leave the coverall at work: they wash them there, and you grab another one after you cash out and they take you home.
So you get the shower steaming up and chug the first frosty-cold beverage. Then you bring the second one with you into the shower.
Black snot rockets reveal that dust masks don't do shit.
But that ice cold brewskie, well, that was like heaven.
When i was a chimney sweep in Fuckno, CA, you never showered at the beginning of the day. You showered right after you got home. Get dropped off in the work vehicle, and picked up in it the next work day. Soot everywhere.
You didn't want that crap in your personal vehicle.
Of course you wear a proper dust mask: rubber thing with (ironically) charcoal canisters, and goggles, each cleaning of them rich folk's chimneys. You leave the coverall at work: they wash them there, and you grab another one after you cash out and they take you home.
So you get the shower steaming up and chug the first frosty-cold beverage. Then you bring the second one with you into the shower.
Black snot rockets reveal that dust masks don't do shit.
But that ice cold brewskie, well, that was like heaven.
Re: In Praise of the Shower Beer
I usually don't bring a beer in the shower. Tried it today. I'm a big fan. It was a quiet, introspective beer. Exactly what I needed after a night of chugging rum.
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Re: In Praise of the Shower Beer
Shower beers are excellent
If only I could fit in a shower cigarette too
If only I could fit in a shower cigarette too
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Damn.EuroSlave wrote:Shower beers are excellent
If only I could fit in a shower cigarette too
Now thinking of how this could be done.
And with a shot dispenser...
And an easy chair...
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Re: In Praise of the Shower Beer
Im just so happy to see that im not alone when it comes to the showerbeer i had joined them for many years its just so nice to drink in the shower
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Love that pictureJags wrote:I've got the perfect place for my beer, no chance of soap or water gettin up there!
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We have a chair on the shower now, since the gf recently had knee surgery. Sitting down under the shower head with a cold beer after hockey is heaven. HEAVEN!
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I agree with Bur, the vodka sauna is superior.
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Zippy has a special thing for soak & toke therapy but Gin is nice before showing too -- especially in the summer!
It's always a good day to get ripped!
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After a hockey game. Shower. Beer. A chair in the shower stall. Heaven.
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Re: In Praise of the Shower Beer
+1
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