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Movies we would kill to not see again
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And, S.O.A.B. I actually used to like those films.
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the expendables 2 - what a load of absolute dog droppings!
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It is quite easy to destroy unwanted DVDs, and have fun whilst doing it. Simply put them in the microwave and watch the fireworks.
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makes for passable coasters as well
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Crush on Will Smith? How does he feel about Bad Boys?
Fortunately, my wife can't abide watching anything more than once, so even if she subjects us to something bad I know I won't ever have to see it again.
That said, I'll never watch Drive again. What a boring piece of shit.
Fortunately, my wife can't abide watching anything more than once, so even if she subjects us to something bad I know I won't ever have to see it again.
That said, I'll never watch Drive again. What a boring piece of shit.
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My GAWD, Ms Savage, there's NO reason or excuse for killing puppies...at least none that I've ever needed.
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As "likeable" as he is, I really can't say that I have enjoyed much of his work. I do enjoy the speculation that he and his family are secret Scientologists. The interviews for that Afterearth movie were fascinating.Jiggers McCoy wrote: Will Smith?
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Re: Movies we would kill puppies not to see again
The first MIB was a hit.
Who remembers Christian Bale in American Psycho? http://youtu.be/2GIsExb5jJU
Don't remind him of this piece of garbage he may hit you with his bat whatever. If I was forced to watch this again I would kill humans and not puppies. That's how bad this film was.
Who remembers Christian Bale in American Psycho? http://youtu.be/2GIsExb5jJU
Don't remind him of this piece of garbage he may hit you with his bat whatever. If I was forced to watch this again I would kill humans and not puppies. That's how bad this film was.
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Aww, dang, I never hurt the puppies. I let my kitties eat them.peetie44 wrote:My GAWD, Ms Savage, there's NO reason or excuse for killing puppies...at least none that I've ever needed.
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13 Days
On the whole, it's not a bad movie but what I really hate is that even at the most stressful moments, the fuckers drink (and offer each other) godsdamned coffee!?!
From what I know of the period and the history of The Cuban Missile Crisis, they were handing out booze like Halloween candy (and Russians drinking coffee, when there is hooch to be had!?!)
Try tugging the other one Mr "Carrie Nation" Costner*, it's got piss on it.
* Seriously, look at his movie output. His films get dryer and dryer, until you reach the film over which he had the most control, WaterWorld, in which he portrays a character who actually does prefer to drink his own urine over hooch!??!
On the whole, it's not a bad movie but what I really hate is that even at the most stressful moments, the fuckers drink (and offer each other) godsdamned coffee!?!
From what I know of the period and the history of The Cuban Missile Crisis, they were handing out booze like Halloween candy (and Russians drinking coffee, when there is hooch to be had!?!)
Try tugging the other one Mr "Carrie Nation" Costner*, it's got piss on it.
* Seriously, look at his movie output. His films get dryer and dryer, until you reach the film over which he had the most control, WaterWorld, in which he portrays a character who actually does prefer to drink his own urine over hooch!??!
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You guys should only have to sit through some of the movies I slap on when Grumps is too drunk to stop me. Flashdance.(oh yeah, what a feelin') Old fart with young girl--ooh, pervy much?
Lady Beware. Many kinds of grossness with that cute guy enjoying himself all over Diane Lane's lingerie.
There's some other ones, but I'd have to dig into our closet 'o filth
oh yeah, we have some Playboy Inside Out vids, and a Seka vid.
Lady Beware. Many kinds of grossness with that cute guy enjoying himself all over Diane Lane's lingerie.
There's some other ones, but I'd have to dig into our closet 'o filth
oh yeah, we have some Playboy Inside Out vids, and a Seka vid.
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Ooh, and High Strung. Only available on VHS , which is kind of a problem, since my little grandboy shoved a hotwheel or whatever into the machine, and like, they don't make VCRs anymore. Like, excuse, okay, then make the fucking movie in dvd mmmkay> But yeah, I guess not.
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They still make VCRs, but mostly in tandem with a DVD player.Savage wrote:Ooh, and High Strung. Only available on VHS , which is kind of a problem, since my little grandboy shoved a hotwheel or whatever into the machine, and like, they don't make VCRs anymore. Like, excuse, okay, then make the fucking movie in dvd mmmkay> But yeah, I guess not.
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"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
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