Whaddya do - fireworks, Waterford crystal glasses raised in a toast and then rocket pitched into the fireplace, resolving to finally get that teetotaling sister-in-law of yours to FINALLY get starched and pop that top off, or what?
Me, I tend to toast with the Waterford and throw the top into the fireplace.
Screw your resolutions, how do ya celebrate the new year?
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Screw your resolutions, how do ya celebrate the new year?
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Re: Screw your resolutions, how do ya celebrate the new year
Put the Twilight Zone marathon on and consume myriad beers and whiskey. Also eat my fiance's Italian food...a couple of glasses of champagne, pass out and dream of my morning mimosa. Shit, it is only 9 pm and I have a lot of work to do.
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Re: Screw your resolutions, how do ya celebrate the new year
Tonight? fuck that!
Too many people in this town that will consume 2 bud lights, then turn Full Werewolf...
Between them, and the cops, and the other drunks that somehow got suckered out, amateur night isn't worth the trouble.
The new year, however...
That, I will welcome! Tomorrow morning starts with champagne and Rockstar (does this concoction have a name? it needs a name), followed by a ham and cheese omelet, and beer until the cops show up.
Too many people in this town that will consume 2 bud lights, then turn Full Werewolf...
Between them, and the cops, and the other drunks that somehow got suckered out, amateur night isn't worth the trouble.
The new year, however...
That, I will welcome! Tomorrow morning starts with champagne and Rockstar (does this concoction have a name? it needs a name), followed by a ham and cheese omelet, and beer until the cops show up.
"Beginner's luck is only possible if you try."
-Lee Harvey Oswald
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Re: Screw your resolutions, how do ya celebrate the new year
This! Drank from 20th straight to 31st and collapsed like every year!waahoohah wrote:Tonight? fuck that!
Too many people in this town that will consume 2 bud lights, then turn Full Werewolf...
Can`t stand those fuckers and firework involved. Slept through all of this stupid havoc and when everyone was finally asleep I snuck up upon them and had the party of the new year already!
Drink!
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Re: Screw your resolutions, how do ya celebrate the new year
I had 750 ml of Jameson it was awesome
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Re: Screw your resolutions, how do ya celebrate the new year
Drink Champagne from bottles, watch Animal Crossing fireworks.
"binary: being drunk makes me amazed at life"
23:22 <@fiyah> i need a new glass
23:22 <@fiyah> this one has ... toothpaste on it
23:22 <@fiyah> i hope it's toothpaste
21:15 <@fiyah> then again
21:15 <@fiyah> we just wash our hands
21:15 <@fiyah> splash water on our faces
21:15 <@fiyah> and see what's out there
23:22 <@fiyah> i need a new glass
23:22 <@fiyah> this one has ... toothpaste on it
23:22 <@fiyah> i hope it's toothpaste
21:15 <@fiyah> then again
21:15 <@fiyah> we just wash our hands
21:15 <@fiyah> splash water on our faces
21:15 <@fiyah> and see what's out there
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Re: Screw your resolutions, how do ya celebrate the new year
but no, seriously, what is champagne and rockstar called? It makes for a weird morning, it does.
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Re: Screw your resolutions, how do ya celebrate the new year
Using the Julian Calendar is the hip way to go. All the neo-Czarists are doing it, yo.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
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"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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Re: Screw your resolutions, how do ya celebrate the new year
Woke up and apperently drank myself into stone-age again. Waiting for the day when the mighty rock is the deadliest weapon on earth again, even more brutal than the stick!
Drink!
Re: Screw your resolutions, how do ya celebrate the new year
Btw alcohol is a weapon of class destruction.
Had to get that one out, let it dwindle down you drunken philosophers. There`re many ways to get it
Had to get that one out, let it dwindle down you drunken philosophers. There`re many ways to get it
Drink!
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Re: Screw your resolutions, how do ya celebrate the new year
last two years i went to a friend's house in belfast and drank a lot. Apparently I act like a mischievous schoolchild. Sadly the fishbowl was filled with punch this year so I couldn't drink tequila from it
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Re: Screw your resolutions, how do ya celebrate the new year
drink heavily and commit glass destruction. sounds like a typical weekend here, but works for the holidays, too.
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Re: Screw your resolutions, how do ya celebrate the new year
Did everybody eat their black eyed peas for good luck this New Years Day? I didn't.
Or should I say: I didn't yet.cauzofthejuliancalendarrr!
Or should I say: I didn't yet.cauzofthejuliancalendarrr!
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"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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Re: Screw your resolutions, how do ya celebrate the new year
Gig with the band. Drinks after loading the gear back into it's safe home. Drinks to provide emotional support for the other drinks.
I feel like I;' Typing down hill.
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Re: Screw your resolutions, how do ya celebrate the new year
We eat 12 grapes at midnight, one for each month.frankennietzsche wrote:Did everybody eat their black eyed peas for good luck this New Years Day? I didn't.
Or should I say: I didn't yet.cauzofthejuliancalendarrr!
The beautiful thing was everyone else was passed out by 3am, so in drunken solitude I alone pressed on through the night and proudly welcomed the first sunrise of the new year. It was truly a sight to behold.
“And in my mind, this settles the issue. I would never drink cologne, and am therefore not an alcoholic.”
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