Give the devil his brew...oettinger wrote:There`s this story that when monks really got into brewing their own beer every other try failed miserably. When one succeded twice in a row he was with the devil and had to suffer for it.
Today people say when failing to produce acceptable hooch twice in a row "the devil`s in the details". How time has changed
Heretical Drink Recipes
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Re: Heretical Drink Recipes
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
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Re: Heretical Drink Recipes
Might`ve seen this guy before, hmm friend of you???
Ah, I know it`s Willie Tanner from Alf!
Fuck it`s Kate, really...???
There is no such cool drink around here, people are a bit stiff and such!
Ah, I know it`s Willie Tanner from Alf!
Fuck it`s Kate, really...???
There is no such cool drink around here, people are a bit stiff and such!
Drink!
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Re: Heretical Drink Recipes
Think they'd allow this one? It's French. They're allowed to be scandalous.oettinger wrote:There is no such cool drink around here, people are a bit stiff and such!
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
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See the boilermaker thread. I did a boilermaker with Laphroiag and a smoked porter. It was quite good. I will do that again. Probably with the first glass out of every bottle of it I get. Screw the purists, I'm bluecollar through and through.
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Re: Heretical Drink Recipes
If you can afford Laphroaig (especially these days), it is your god-given right to do with it as you damn please.Patchez wrote:See the boilermaker thread. I did a boilermaker with Laphroiag and a smoked porter. It was quite good. I will do that again. Probably with the first glass out of every bottle of it I get. Screw the purists, I'm bluecollar through and through.
I love smoked porter. Next time I have some, I'll definitely give that a go, just to try it.
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
Re: Heretical Drink Recipes
It will become a ritual. A rare ritual but one none the less.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Re: Heretical Drink Recipes
An impromptu mixup inspired by the Hangman's Blood, which I still haven't tried yet.
The Sacrificial Chalice:
1 large shot of The Kraken. Substitute Gosling's Black Seal or another rich dark rum if you can't obtain the squid-monster.
1 small shot of heavily sherried single-malt Scotch (heresy!)
1 small shot of brandy (Cognac probably wouldn't work here; use something cheaper and fruitier)
Transfer shots into a chalice. Top up with a mild ale. I used Newcastle, but any weak brown ale should do the job.
Quaff like you're sitting in Mr. Boozificator's chair.
The Sacrificial Chalice:
1 large shot of The Kraken. Substitute Gosling's Black Seal or another rich dark rum if you can't obtain the squid-monster.
1 small shot of heavily sherried single-malt Scotch (heresy!)
1 small shot of brandy (Cognac probably wouldn't work here; use something cheaper and fruitier)
Transfer shots into a chalice. Top up with a mild ale. I used Newcastle, but any weak brown ale should do the job.
Quaff like you're sitting in Mr. Boozificator's chair.
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
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Re: Heretical Drink Recipes
Can we drink now? ---peetie44
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Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
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Re: Heretical Drink Recipes
In my younger years, I was always free with my liquor cabinet. Open to one and all. Then I started going broke from all my new found friends.
Rather than shutting off the tap, I took to carrying a flask around with me that I would gladly share with anyone brave enough.
Jim Beam and Cocoribe Coconut Rum Liquor. Mixed properly, it took on a milky hue and tasted a bit like antifreeze smells.
Rather than shutting off the tap, I took to carrying a flask around with me that I would gladly share with anyone brave enough.
Jim Beam and Cocoribe Coconut Rum Liquor. Mixed properly, it took on a milky hue and tasted a bit like antifreeze smells.
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Re: Heretical Drink Recipes
*shudder*Rev. Dead Corpse wrote:...Jim Beam and Cocoribe Coconut Rum Liquor. Mixed properly, it took on a milky hue and tasted a bit like antifreeze smells.
A mixture entirely at home in a heretical drinks thread.
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
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Re: Heretical Drink Recipes
In light of this quite interesting thread form our fine Heretic: Admiral booznik, it's time to follow suit as another truly bad man mixing good things with each other in ways not acceptable to the weak of heart and strong of exploaration exploreation e x p l o r a t i o n.
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Fine dark rum and fine Engliush gin. The Kraken and Beefeater.
1 to 1 with many chasers that you should have but I won't
It tastes like a naval attack on the deep ocean gawd help you.
It tatses like open heraart surgrey if you did it with your bear teeth.
It tatseds like it should be erased form emmory,
Like I will
HEll got me in its misdts
eat something for damn sake
(Taken a lot of backspacing here and now and ontowrard onrtoward on to the Island)
Fine dark rum and fine Engliush gin. The Kraken and Beefeater.
1 to 1 with many chasers that you should have but I won't
It tastes like a naval attack on the deep ocean gawd help you.
It tatses like open heraart surgrey if you did it with your bear teeth.
It tatseds like it should be erased form emmory,
Like I will
HEll got me in its misdts
eat something for damn sake
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Re: Heretical Drink Recipes
Now that's an interesting idea. Beefeater is one of my favorite gins, and it's also 47% (in the US only I think). Matches the Kraken.mistah willies wrote:Fine dark rum and fine Engliush gin. The Kraken and Beefeater.
I've been Seagram's-ing it lately because it's so ridiculously cheap, but perhaps some Beefeater is on the horizon.
Indeed.
Kraken + Beefeater... I'll need to plan a soft spot to fall.
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
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Re: Heretical Drink Recipes
Coca-fucking-Cola, especially with no booze in it.
That shit will get you "drumed out".
Shit, just put a rusty battery in water for a fortnight; shit tastes exactly the same.
That shit will get you "drumed out".
Shit, just put a rusty battery in water for a fortnight; shit tastes exactly the same.
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Re: Heretical Drink Recipes
Had gin with cranberry juice. That was disgusting! However vodka & cranberry juice was ok.
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Re: Heretical Drink Recipes
With a few more ingredients, the gin-cran can happen.oldsmartskunk wrote:Had gin with cranberry juice. That was disgusting! However vodka & cranberry juice was ok.
Cranberry Gin & Tonic
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo