Senior members:
What are your true boozy tales, tall tales, general fabrications, or the unvarnished truth from the old days? I'm looking forward to this.
I would be remiss if I didn't credit Palinka for regaling me with some true stories from Con 1 that shouldn't be lost to history. Hopefully one day soon, that historical archive will be published in full.
Well, I'll start things off by saying I'm not drunk.
That's a true lie.
Old time tales and/or lies
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booznik
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Old time tales and/or lies
"Booznik. Smooth, classy and manatee-like." --Bur
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
"Oh, you've been reading your Sir Kenelm Digby, haven't you? Stick to the mead recipes, especially that of the Mayor of Moscovy. That shizz is SACK!!!" --Badfellow
"Now stop and DRINK! bastards." --mistah willies
"A stand alone place for booze is as essential for a home, as is a bed to sleep on." --Miklo
Re: Old time tales and/or lies
They apparently can`t remember. Lets make things less difficult and start at last weekend, kay?
Drink!
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Palinka (RIP)
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Re: Old time tales and/or lies
I ain't saying anything without a lawyer present.
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
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mistah willies
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Re: Old time tales and/or lies
I've witnessed a lawyer "present" and I ain't being a witness ever again. Lawyers are gross.
Even when they are your own
Even when they are your own
Re: Old time tales and/or lies
If Surreal show back up, you gotta spill it.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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Smatter Noguts
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Re: Old time tales and/or lies
I miss Surreal and Judge.
The 'Other Board' controversy comes to mind.
Bloody fucng snday
two mor
alright, soory, concentrrating now
best manhattan pitcher ever
The 'Other Board' controversy comes to mind.
Bloody fucng snday
two mor
alright, soory, concentrrating now
best manhattan pitcher ever
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Judge
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Re: Old time tales and/or lies
You should have consulted a lawyer...would have saved a lot of money and a leg.Palinka wrote:I ain't saying anything without a lawyer present.
Proverbs 31:6&7
"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar
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"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar
CPE1704TKS
"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
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Badfellow
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Re: Old time tales and/or lies
The best part about forgetting you told the truth is that it never happened.
Hence, nothing to remember.
What were we talking about again?
Hence, nothing to remember.
What were we talking about again?
ພາສາລາວNONE GENUINE WITHOUT MY SIGNATUREພາສາລາວ
Re: Old time tales and/or lies
Deny everything
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Savage
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Re: Old time tales and/or lies
Well, hell, Con 1 ? I got roofied and lost my glasses, Palink got hitched, and some other stuff I forget. (A lot of stuff I forget) And let us not forget that epic speech by Plumber, about the drunk monkeys. Good times, yeah.
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Frankennietzsche
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Re: Old time tales and/or lies
Best story ever, was either the "onion in the pocket" episode from Combat Rock or the Massive Drunk story wherein our unlikely hero was indisposed in the water closet when the cops mistakenly raided his apartment.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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Savage
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Re: Old time tales and/or lies
Franken, you just referenced two of my fave stories of all times, but do you realize how old those stories are? We have been here too long, perhaps?
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Palinka (RIP)
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Re: Old time tales and/or lies
Then here's a whole passel more old timey stories.
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
ドロンケン
"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
ドロンケン
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ThirstyDrunk
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Re: Old time tales and/or lies
Admit nothing, deny everything, make counter accusationsUsername wrote:Deny everything
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