People say I swear too much.
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- Another Tipsy Sailor
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People say I swear too much.
Fucking pansies.
"Sometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you think, I’m not going to make it, but you laugh inside — remembering all the times you’ve felt that way."
-Charles Bukowski
I was probably drunk when I said that, but I meant it.
The second best thing about a shot of Malört is the face the bartender makes when you order it.
-Charles Bukowski
I was probably drunk when I said that, but I meant it.
The second best thing about a shot of Malört is the face the bartender makes when you order it.
- Rev. Dead Corpse
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Re: People say I swear too much.
I have no fucking clue what you are talking about...
BTW...
Are you gonna drink that?
BTW...
Are you gonna drink that?
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- Another Tipsy Sailor
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Re: People say I swear too much.
You're fucking right I'm gonna drink this, you goddamn vulture.
"Sometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you think, I’m not going to make it, but you laugh inside — remembering all the times you’ve felt that way."
-Charles Bukowski
I was probably drunk when I said that, but I meant it.
The second best thing about a shot of Malört is the face the bartender makes when you order it.
-Charles Bukowski
I was probably drunk when I said that, but I meant it.
The second best thing about a shot of Malört is the face the bartender makes when you order it.
- Rev. Dead Corpse
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Re: People say I swear too much.
Corvidae. Not Cathartidae...
Raven's would be more than happy to buy the next fucking round. Even for a shit sucking vulture...
http://youtu.be/gjgpenWavO8
Raven's would be more than happy to buy the next fucking round. Even for a shit sucking vulture...
http://youtu.be/gjgpenWavO8
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- Another Tipsy Sailor
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Re: People say I swear too much.
Vultures have a fucking ferociously acidic digestive system and intestines loaded with two fiendish motherfucking kinds of bacteria.
They'd probably be fun to drink with.
They'd probably be fun to drink with.
"Sometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you think, I’m not going to make it, but you laugh inside — remembering all the times you’ve felt that way."
-Charles Bukowski
I was probably drunk when I said that, but I meant it.
The second best thing about a shot of Malört is the face the bartender makes when you order it.
-Charles Bukowski
I was probably drunk when I said that, but I meant it.
The second best thing about a shot of Malört is the face the bartender makes when you order it.
- ThirstyDrunk
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Re: People say I swear too much.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
Re: People say I swear too much.
You can tell this is an out of date documentary in the opening line. " At over 4000 meters Dol' teran is the highest community on Earth". This was obviously made before Colorado legalized weed.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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Re: People say I swear too much.
It's funny, because it's true...Patchez wrote:You can tell this is an out of date documentary in the opening line. " At over 4000 meters Dol' teran is the highest community on Earth". This was obviously made before Colorado legalized weed.
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Re: People say I swear too much.
Another Tipsy Sailor wrote:Fucking pansies.
FUcking aslicking nanny correctionalista politico dicsuck
wait
let mefiend it
http://youtu.be/WATxS9z2xhc
it was much ;onger but i think its been wipred clean by the mop sladiesn but fucking funy and also very untatseful whcin makes it even mroe bad
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Re: People say I swear too much.
I have no fucking idea who wrote that last night.
Hell, no goddamn apologies, either.
There is never a reason for an excuse
there is never a reason
it's a fucking purpose.
I fucking DRINK
amen
Hell, no goddamn apologies, either.
There is never a reason for an excuse
there is never a reason
it's a fucking purpose.
I fucking DRINK
amen
- Another Tipsy Sailor
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Re: People say I swear too much.
Fucking a right.
"Sometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you think, I’m not going to make it, but you laugh inside — remembering all the times you’ve felt that way."
-Charles Bukowski
I was probably drunk when I said that, but I meant it.
The second best thing about a shot of Malört is the face the bartender makes when you order it.
-Charles Bukowski
I was probably drunk when I said that, but I meant it.
The second best thing about a shot of Malört is the face the bartender makes when you order it.
- JimLahey
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Re: People say I swear too much.
Shit, that's awesome. I'd love to go out that way. The whole funeral or cremation stuff feels so wasteful. Feed me to the birds dammit, it'll get 'em good and drunk.
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Re: People say I swear too much.
Are those drinks? Let me try those things.Another Tipsy Sailor wrote:Fucking pansies.
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Re: People say I swear too much.
Too much swearing? Bullshit! Fucking bullshit!
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Re: People say I swear too much.
Mate, fuckin people saying you don't swear enough.
I told them, "Fuck off, you gawdayam sunofabitches. He'll pile drive your bleeding arses with a spiky cucumber and then piss in your eye."
Then I ran off. It's all you man. They waiting on the corner of Fuckstick Street and Bollock strand. God hepp ye