Learn something every day
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- Lush City
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Re: Learn something every day
Never let the right hand know what the left had doeth. Yes, it's always the first time...
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
- ThirstyDrunk
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Re: Learn something every day
Today I learned nothing sadly, I`m more active in the forgetting stuff business
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- Lush City
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Re: Learn something every day
I've learned that I drink to forget. Therefore I haven't learned a thing while drinking.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
- NYDingbat
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Re: Learn something every day
Wait, pigs drink?Lush City wrote:Today I learned I'm fucked up and drinking like a pig.
Welp. I learned something today.
"I don't start the day. I continue the night."
- mistah willies
"What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?"
- W.C. Fields
- mistah willies
"What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?"
- W.C. Fields
Re: Learn something every day
I learned you can lead a pig to booze but you can't MAKE them drink.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
- oldsmartskunk
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Re: Learn something every day
Large amount of assholes around me is usually indicator i don't drink enough. Damn, they're everywhere! Where the hell are my booze glasses?
- Lush City
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Re: Learn something every day
Today I learned that if you drink and pay in cash, the change may have a counterfeit bill. I got burned for a bogus $10 bill when I tried to spend it somewhere else. It's impossible to prove to the bartender the next day. Got to look at your money, folks. This bill was so bogus it was screaming, "I'm fake!"
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
- Mr. Viking
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Re: Learn something every day
pigs love drinkingNYDingbat wrote:Wait, pigs drink?
Welp. I learned something today.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news ... re-2262441
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- Lush City
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Re: Learn something every day
It's possible to fight a bear for a salmon.
https://youtu.be/rPZNjtODzFI
https://youtu.be/rPZNjtODzFI
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
Re: Learn something every day
Every year hundred of thousands salmon are killed by bears. However salmon attacks on bears are much rarer.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
Re: Learn something every day
That`s the reason the country of oett is asking for bear to be taken to the international court of justice. Also bear is banned in most supermarkets.Patchez wrote:Every year hundred of thousands salmon are killed by bears. However salmon attacks on bears are much rarer.
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- Mr Boozificator
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Re: Learn something every day
Well I have just learned that you have a girlfriend who is wondering about the kind of grapes they use for wine in Burgundy. This former sentence contains two disturbing pieces of information.ThirstyDrunk wrote:My girlfriend just today learned that "pinot noir" is NOT Italian for black penis.
I learned that There are three power grids in america, and one of them is Texas.
What the fuck did you learn today?
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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Re: Learn something every day
To be fair, the whole growing "pinoir noir" in California, was a pretty big part of the MacGuffin of the, wine-based, movie, "Sideways".Mr Boozificator wrote:...the kind of grapes they use for wine in Burgundy...ThirstyDrunk wrote:My girlfriend just today learned that "pinot noir" is NOT Italian..,
Anyway, damned good to see you, Mr Boozificator. I hope that we'll see you around a bit more often. And, if you find yourself with a few moments to spare, please give me a Skype-call; it's been far too long, my dear olfd friend. I hope that all is good both for and with you and S & J.
cheers,
P.
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Kindly listen to this, please.
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- Lush City
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Re: Learn something every day
I've learned that getting pleasantly toasted for most of the day without crashing and burning and puking in the toilet is a fine art. This website has assisted me in achieving this refined level of drunkard.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.