whiskeyprick wrote:Think I may cross over to the dark side, this shit is good! This makes starring in all those Japanese pornos seem like eating shit was a thing of past. Seriously, if you are as drunk as me and can still operate a keyboard you get bonus kitttloes. they are bif g and bright Lite BVrite there wwas a serious waste of my childhood.....I'm tqakin it bacj bitches....one plastic minature rod at a time....
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why is my moral compass always pointed east? that's the direction of the nearest liquor store.
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sleestak brought this one to my attention. Good on ya.
Joe_Twelvepack wrote:Generally, they look down on me because I'm lying on the lawn.captain gonzo wrote:Dont see why people look down on people like us so much.....we only do what we know best.
why is my moral compass always pointed east? that's the direction of the nearest liquor store.
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Patchez wrote:Corry tastes like a railroad tie on a hot August afternoon. Truly Heaven.
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Euro Slave wrote:Hangovers are natures way of saying don't ever stop drinking.
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mistah willies wrote:I have burped with an Irishman and witnessed his broken tables and his tales and poems about his bicyclees
I have searched for an ABBA song for a Fin and heard him laugh while he waited for me to do this, then I accidentlly made him wait hours while I got stuck in a snowbank
I have smoked with a giant in his cemetery of candy, he is the Pall Mall Bearer
I have listened to an enlightened So-Cal digitalman tell everyone to shut up all the time and we did, to the wind whistling
I have smoked a cigarette through these damned wires that now drip with nicotine from a tall Germaniac punk rocker who listens to lemmy quite a bit
and I have found horror, sadness, fright, and hearty laughter from a fine Scot who never gives up
anything at all.
All due to this place.
I guess this is my own favorite Drinking Destination. But I have many.
Do you?
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Taken from the, "Starting the Day" thread.mistah willies wrote:I don't start the day.
I continue the night.
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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She was calling me
Click here to find the original post.Patchez wrote:I heard a faint cry as I left work tonight.
Just a barley heard whisper on the wind.
"Drink me", it said.
It was sweet Lady Booze.
I answered this Siren's call.
I am content.
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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gede wrote: ↑Sat Aug 25, 2018 12:33 amIt's the sort of ethos that easy to get behind when you've already had a few. Kind of loses its lustre when you're writhing about in bed the next day plagued by a sense of impending doom.Dear Booze wrote: ↑Fri Aug 24, 2018 7:25 amBeautiful! This should be the prayer that starts the meeting for every Alcoholics Unanimous group.
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scream ale wrote: ↑Mon Mar 16, 2020 4:03 pm
anyone want to smell my finger?Alright a stink n meet!
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Rye and Coke wrote: ↑Sun May 17, 2020 11:53 amYeah, my scarred, bruised and knotted up body is a monument to that fact that drunken stupidity isn't something I've been known to shy away from.