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You thought it was a joke. I thought it was a joke. But it's real! Yikes! Must be irritating to wear...
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I'd sneeze all the time..

But what would that look like? Yuck.

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It's a sign of the end times. I'd want to rip my nose off!
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In my country, lush nostril hairs are considered a sign of a man's virility. Or perhaps it was virginity. I am with the forgetting.
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You can say without a smirk the cocaine found in your luggage is not your`s
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That second one looks just like Brushy Bill!
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It`s either the Arizona mummy or your unshaven wife
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Isn't the whole point of a moustache that one doesn't have to trim the nose hair?
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Do you think the last guy waxes the lower 'stache with the green grease from the upper one?
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No man I believe there is a market for nose hair moustache grease and it can only come from the middle east
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:That second one looks just like Brushy Bill!
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:No man I believe there is a market for nose hair moustache grease and it can only come from the middle east
It is truly poetic to see a man with a mustache and a corresponding nose hair growth trained to match the mustache. That is the manly goal if you can tolerate the nasal irritation. That's where booze comes in handy and lots of it.
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seriously Bill was brushy because his nosehair mustache looked like a deck scrub bristle head. Brushy Bill.
that nasal hair would be worthy to scour my pots.
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Did you know that when you log in to the Drunk Swamp, you can hide your identity? Woah. I can't imagine wanting to do that. I'm loud and proud and sadly, all too willing to sound like the village idiot.

Anyways, I've been up since the old man plodded off to work (he has to drive the company commuter van, so gawd help him if he oversleeps).
Anywhiches, I don't sleep much, so I write a lot. Nothing you'd ever drop dollar for at B&N I guess, but whatever. Of course I am feeding my possible kidney cancer with bourbon because bourbon is good food, drink some every day.

Anyways, I check the news, because hey! The people who make Pepto Bismol need work. Can't wait for 2020. Thinking good thoughts...

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The weather is perfect. Thinking I might find a patio somewhere and dive into a pool of añjeo margarita. And if you happen to see me go under, please make no attempts to save me as I shall "like a bug in brandy" be swirling about in sotted bliss. Glub, glub, glub.





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