What to do when you're dealt suck-ass booze
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Re: What to do when you're dealt suck-ass booze
Funny thing is, it is my job(actually I just mark shit up anf resell it in a convenient place), but if the shit sucks, and you dont' know your balls from a dick inthe dirt, it might sell. I prefer to trust my palette and only buy the best, andst while you are wiping your dick off, you might realize this is most beautiful place on earth.
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I need to watch that movie.Patchez wrote:DivaBitch wrote:drop a bug ot mouse in it take it back were you got it. make a seen until you get at leest store credit. I do it with stuff like clothes and once with nail polish. you got to have you story strait thuogh and do not back down. i hope this post is not to late to help.
It's been done. Security cam footage of Patchez and Badfellow trying the mouse in a bottle trick.
Read about it here n there but totally forgot about it
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Re: What to do when you're dealt suck-ass booze
I'd probably use it for infusing. Festive season is approaching,so add some spices and let if sit for a few weeks. Strain and serve hot with some honey for a Hot Toddy of sorts?
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The diference is I was sucsseful. I got 3 bottles of nail polish and i exchahanged a blouse (after I wore it) the y gave me a more espensive one because I cried ...lol :)It's been done. Security cam footage of Patchez and Badfellow trying the mouse in a bottle trick.
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Re: What to do when you're dealt suck-ass booze
You're all really missing the point here.
I'm telling you flat out, J. Carver Rye tastes like Ethel Murman sounds, and that's saying if she were to perform today as a half rotted zombie. I would rather roll around in a Beijing landfill during the summer carp holiday while being bitten by cobras. If this were all Jesus had to drink, he'd probably convert to Islam. They wouldn't even serve this dreck at Shit Talkers.
And now the bottle is almost gone. Sometimes, the best way out is through.
I'm telling you flat out, J. Carver Rye tastes like Ethel Murman sounds, and that's saying if she were to perform today as a half rotted zombie. I would rather roll around in a Beijing landfill during the summer carp holiday while being bitten by cobras. If this were all Jesus had to drink, he'd probably convert to Islam. They wouldn't even serve this dreck at Shit Talkers.
And now the bottle is almost gone. Sometimes, the best way out is through.
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Re: What to do when you're dealt suck-ass booze
They do.Badfellow wrote:They wouldn't even serve this dreck at Shit Talkers.
Hey barkeep, another round of these! Warm and spicy
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... like an open latrine in a punk rock squatter house. Quite possibly so rancid as to knock the buzzard off a shit wagon, or to make the city of Cleveland smell of Chanel and peppermint cups. Khan would knock the glass out of Kirk's hand if he tried to drink this hog effluent. Who needs a fishing pole when 2 drops of J. Carver Rye in the lake brings everything floating to the top?
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Re: What to do when you're dealt suck-ass booze
i don't know what Jason jus said but i concur and will piss on anyone who says otherwise
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Is it just me or is this offensive towards the Willies household?Badfellow wrote: a punk rock squatter house. Quite possibly so rancid as to knock the buzz
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from the short time i have ben here i thikn a few may like thatwhiskeyprick wrote:i don't know what Jason jus said but i concur and will piss on anyone who says otherwise
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Re: What to do when you're dealt suck-ass booze
no just send it to me i'll take care of it. i can get anything down however bad with a little chaser.
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Re: What to do when you're dealt suck-ass booze
Start off with the good stuff, then switch to the nasty shit when you're so drunk that you don't care what it tastes like. There, you found a use for it, and you won't use up as much of your good stuff!
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Re: What to do when you're dealt suck-ass booze
I've found that cramming Rose's lime syrup in about anything just overpowers it if you use enough. It's like lime-flavored Pledge.
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Re: What to do when you're dealt suck-ass booze
Can I skip the Rose's Lime & J. Carver Rye and just drink the Pledge instead?rivuxgamma wrote: ↑Tue Feb 07, 2017 8:24 pmI've found that cramming Rose's lime syrup in about anything just overpowers it if you use enough. It's like lime-flavored Pledge.
No, I think you're all really, really, really missing the point here, that point being...
J. Carver Rye Whiskey tastes like unwashed butt crack smells
Add as much perfume as you want to cover it up, but it's still an unwashed butt crack.
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Re: What to do when you're dealt suck-ass booze
Bf...what's the abv on that U.W. Butt Crack rye you're touting?
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