On the first day of Christmas my barkeep gave to me, a ride home in a taxi.
On the second day of Christmas my barkeep gave to me, two rum & cokes, and a ride home in a taxi.
On the third day of Christmas my barkeep gave to me, three gin & tonics, two rum & cokes and a ride home in a taxi.
On the fourth day of Christmas my barkeep gave to me, four scotch & sodas, three gin & tonics, two rum & cokes and a ride home in a taxi.
On the fifth day of Christmas my barkeep gave to me, FIVE JÄGER BOMBS!
On the sixth day of Christmas my barkeep gave to me, six margaritas, FIVE JÄGER BOMBS!, four scotch & soda, three gin & tonic, two rum & cokes, and a ride home in a taxi.
On the seventh day of Christmas my barkeep gave to me, seven awkward dance moves, six margaritas, FIVE JÄGER BOMBS!, four scotch & soda, three gin & tonic, two rum & cokes, and a ride home in a taxi.
On the eighth day of Christmas my barkeep gave to me, eight kamikazes, seven awkward dance moves, six margaritas, FIVE JÄGER BOMBS!, four scotch & soda, three gin & tonic, two rum & cokes, and a ride home in a taxi.
On the ninth day of Christmas my barkeep gave to me, nine fake phone numbers, eight kamikazes, seven awkward dance moves, six margaritas, FIVE JÄGER BOMBS!, four scotch & soda, three gin & tonic, two rum & cokes, and a ride home in a taxi.
On the tenth day of Christmas my barkeep gave to me, ten stale peanuts, nine fake phone numbers, eight kamikazes, seven awkward dance moves, six margaritas, FIVE JÄGER BOMBS!, four scotch & soda, three gin & tonic, two rum & cokes, and a ride home in a taxi.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my barkeep gave to me, 11 purple hooters, ten stale peanuts, nine fake phone numbers, eight kamikazes, seven awkward dance moves, six margaritas, FIVE JÄGER BOMBS!, four scotch & soda, three gin & tonic, two rum & cokes, and a ride home in a taxi.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my barkeep gave to me, 12 bottles of Guinness, 11 purple hooters, ten stale peanuts, nine fake phone numbers, eight kamikazes, seven awkward dance moves, six margaritas, FIVE JÄGER BOMBS!, four scotch & soda, three gin & tonic, two rum & cokes, and a ride home in a taxi.
Favorite Winter / Holiday Music
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Christmas Music
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I’m making a drink, Stirring it twice, Gonna make sure there’s plenty of ice, I’ve got lots of sorrows to drown.
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Re: Christmas Music
You should know... Christmas music triggers a psychotic sort of Jason Bourne response when I listen to it for more than 30 seconds.
Stumbling through the snow
Puffing on a jay
To the bar I go
Cackling all the way
Stumbling through the snow
Puffing on a jay
To the bar I go
Cackling all the way
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Sleigh bells ring, are you listening
In the lane, snow is glistening
A beautiful sight
We're happy tonight
Walking 'round in women's underwear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqjHkHwbMkA&t=12s
In the lane, snow is glistening
A beautiful sight
We're happy tonight
Walking 'round in women's underwear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqjHkHwbMkA&t=12s
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Re: Christmas Music
One of my favorites - The Spirits of Christmas performed by Calvin Fischoeder.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lud3bgEJeTg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lud3bgEJeTg
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There's a Festivus for the rest of us
That was heavenly sent
There's a Festivus for the rest of us
And may the rest of you go get bent
That was heavenly sent
There's a Festivus for the rest of us
And may the rest of you go get bent
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Re: Christmas Music
How about a song about the stresses of shopping and wondering if you have purchased enough material goods to satisfy sociopathic teens and preteens? Somebody write a real goddamn xmas song!
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Re: Christmas Music
I just drank some Rum rum rum rum rum rum
It was a ba-car-di Rum rum rum rum rum
My favorite drink to drink is Rum rum rum rum, Rum rum rum rum, Rum rum rum rum.
It was a ba-car-di Rum rum rum rum rum
My favorite drink to drink is Rum rum rum rum, Rum rum rum rum, Rum rum rum rum.
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Re: Christmas Music
I can sort of tolerate xmuz musizcs in public places for about 15 mins, I already got my share for this year.
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Dashing through the snow, drinking along the way, gotta get, to the liquor store, before they close today.
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Oh Bourbon, Oh Bourbon, Oh Bourbon, Oh Bourbon, Oh Bourbon, Oh Bourbon, Oh Bourbon, Oh Bourbon, Oh Bourbon, Oh Bourbon, Oh Bourbon, Oh Bourbon, Oh Bourbon, Oh Bourbon, Oh Bourbon, Oh Bourbon, Oh Bourbon, Oh Bourbon, Oh Bourbon, Oh Bourbon, Oh Bourbon, Oh Bourbon, Oh Bourbon, Oh Bourbon, Oh Bourbon, Oh Bourbon, Oh Bourbon, Oh Bourbon, Oh Bourbon, Oh Bourbon, Oh Bourbon, Oh Bourbon, Oh Bourbon, Oh Bourbon, Oh Bourbon, Oh Bourbon, Oh Bourbon, Oh Bourbon, Oh Bourbon, Oh Bourbon, Oh Bourbon, Oh Bourbon, Oh Bourbon, Oh Bourbon, Oh Bourbon, Oh Bourbon, Oh Bourbon, Oh Bourbon, Oh Bourbon, Oh Bourbon, Oh Bourbon, Oh Bourbon, Oh Bourbon, Oh Bourbon, Oh Bourbon, Oh Bourbon, Oh Bourbon, Oh Bourbon, Oh Bourbon, Oh Bourbon, Oh Bourbon, Oh Bourbon, Oh Bourbon, Oh Bourbon, OH BourbonThirstyDrunk wrote:One of my favorites - The Spirits of Christmas performed by Calvin Fischoeder.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lud3bgEJeTg
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I had to add some "festive" songs to the playlists for work. For the sake of my sanity,I settled on a 9:1 ratio of actual songs to christmas ones. 90 track playlist,9 xmas tunes
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I only made it through about thirty seconds--had to stop. Dear gawd. Such a dreadful waste of velvet.peetie44 wrote:Sleigh bells ring, are you listening
In the lane, snow is glistening
A beautiful sight
We're happy tonight
Walking 'round in women's underwear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqjHkHwbMkA&t=12s
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Sounds like a proper tincture. Too much of that stuff'll kill ya, man. Unless it's the satire stuff. Christmas Hells Bells, I think it was called; there's one...Gall4185 wrote:I had to add some "festive" songs to the playlists for work. For the sake of my sanity,I settled on a 9:1 ratio of actual songs to christmas ones. 90 track playlist,9 xmas tunes
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"Barenaked for the Holidays" is my usual remedy