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Today in conpsiracies: Flash! Puxatawney Pa., Puxatawwney Phil the celebrity groundhog featured every Feb. 2 has been kidnapped! The suspects are demanding ransom for old and fat Puxatawney Phil. The residents are up in arms but debating the ransom amount of $1million. It looks like they will have to find a stand in for tomorrow's augur on Spring when the groundhog emerges from his burrow. This may cause a stir to the many patrons of Puxatawney that paid upwards of $400 for a night in town to catch this event. It's more than a room in Houston for the SuperBowl! George Soros is behind this. He wants to destroy everything American and launch civil unrest.
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This all seems vaguely familiar
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In other news: 50 years later de Gaulle`s familiy recieves all it`s gold directly from the Nixon heritage fund
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Mon dieu!
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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So, you are drinking absinthe now? You must be hallucinating. How wonderful!
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I consider that a compliment. Since when does your nurse allow you a typer?
We need to skype this out!
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Moon landing is fake! They were on mars. Tom Hanks movie part of a bigger coverup!
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I did the catering on the set of the Moon Landing. People ate a lot more red meat back then. It wasn't a bunch a goddamn pinko vegetarians that defeated communism.
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This speaks for itself...
Today's birthdays through the years:
1748- Adam Weisshaupt
1756- Aaron Burr
1911- Ronald Reagan
1912- Eva Braun
1931- Rip Torn
nuff said
Today's birthdays through the years:
1748- Adam Weisshaupt
1756- Aaron Burr
1911- Ronald Reagan
1912- Eva Braun
1931- Rip Torn
nuff said
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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How did you know Rip Torn is my favorite thespian?
He almost defeated The Beastmaster. Or, if you were born in East Germany, the opera is also known as Beaststenchlanger und Ripterqueef.
He almost defeated The Beastmaster. Or, if you were born in East Germany, the opera is also known as Beaststenchlanger und Ripterqueef.
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I was never born in Ost Germany, nor have I ever made a hike there, although I heard that it was quite lovely. Why do you ask?
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"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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Apropos of nothing: It's Stasi Day!
The day that all Volk gather together to celebrate the founding of the Stasi! Let us all hear it for The Shield and Sword of the Party!
The day that all Volk gather together to celebrate the founding of the Stasi! Let us all hear it for The Shield and Sword of the Party!
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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How old was Travolta when his career died? He was outed by the 'Church of Scientology'. No coincidence there. That is an extortion operation.Frankennietzsche wrote: ↑Thu Feb 18, 2016 8:05 pmOn this day, in conspiratorial history...
February 18th:
1954 - The first Church of Scientology is established in Los Angeles (according to wikipedia).
The exact same day, in the exact same year, a child is born in New Jersey, named John Joseph Travolta.
Coincidence? Wait, there's more...
This is also the date on which both Martin Luther and Michelangelo "died" in 1546 and 1564. Look again at those dates! 1546, 1564, 1954...
Coincidence? Add them together: 5064
Did you know that John Travolta is 62 which is the same age as Martin Luther was when he died? Coincidence?
Wake up sheeple.
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Resurrected by Tarantino for a brief time. Tom Cruise is doing fine sadlyLush City wrote: ↑Sun Feb 19, 2017 1:45 amHow old was Travolta when his career died? He was outed by the 'Church of Scientology'. No coincidence there. That is an extortion operation.Frankennietzsche wrote: ↑Thu Feb 18, 2016 8:05 pmOn this day, in conspiratorial history...
February 18th:
1954 - The first Church of Scientology is established in Los Angeles (according to wikipedia).
The exact same day, in the exact same year, a child is born in New Jersey, named John Joseph Travolta.
Coincidence? Wait, there's more...
This is also the date on which both Martin Luther and Michelangelo "died" in 1546 and 1564. Look again at those dates! 1546, 1564, 1954...
Coincidence? Add them together: 5064
Did you know that John Travolta is 62 which is the same age as Martin Luther was when he died? Coincidence?
Wake up sheeple.
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Et Tu Brute?
Trump Has Treason in White House-Robert David Steele
By Greg Hunter’s USAWatchdog.com
http://usawatchdog.com/trump-has-treaso ... id-steele/
Trump Has Treason in White House-Robert David Steele
By Greg Hunter’s USAWatchdog.com
http://usawatchdog.com/trump-has-treaso ... id-steele/
Listen to the interview or read the summary.Former CIA operative and military Intel officer, Robert David Steele, says there is no doubt President Trump is dealing with “treason in his own house.” Steele explains, “Donald Trump’s biggest worry right this minute is they are stripping away every single one of his loyal staff members and planting spies in the White House...
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