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- Dear Booze
- Drinking God's Good Scotch
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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...
Hello "Fuck", nice to have you around.
Remember: post often, post drugged up, post fucked up
Drink!
- ThirstyDrunk
- Juicing Like Jackie
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- mistah willies
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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...
Cheers!
Welcome back. Don't mind the folks who have been drinking. We've been holding interventions for them.
Well, not really.
DRINK!
- whiskeyprick
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Re: HI!
Hola mi amigo!
Gambling is a disease, but it's the only one you can win a ton of money for having - Norm Macdonald
- peetie44
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Re: HI!
The beer could be colder...
"Man i once bought $101 worth of insect candy because it was free shipping on orders over 100 bucks." -- ThirstyDrunk
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...
We've tried intravenous with them though. That seemed to go well.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
Re: HI!
Drinking, shooting the shit but great gaps tween the two.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...
Good Morning!
I'm Sleazy P. Martini Esq. III but you can call me Linchpin.
I've been a member for just a bit but am trying to frequent my logins more often.
A round of drinks to all you Drunkards out there both indulging right now or sleeping it off waiting to rise and start again!
"Whatever happens happens always happens for the worst, so if the worst has yet to happen I hope it happens to you FIRST!" - Jimmy Pop (BhG)
I'm Sleazy P. Martini Esq. III but you can call me Linchpin.
I've been a member for just a bit but am trying to frequent my logins more often.
A round of drinks to all you Drunkards out there both indulging right now or sleeping it off waiting to rise and start again!
"Whatever happens happens always happens for the worst, so if the worst has yet to happen I hope it happens to you FIRST!" - Jimmy Pop (BhG)
Whatever happens happens and always happens for the worst, so if the worst has yet to happen I hope it happens to you FIRST! - Jimmy Pop
- Badfellow
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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...
Top 'o the morn to you Linchpin and welcome to the boards. You can make mine an extra sleazy martini straight up garnished with a Flintstones chewable morphine, please.
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- Badfellow
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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...
Yes, this place is rife with sleaze and lunacy.
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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...
Welcome to our drunken corner of the interwebs. Enjoy your stasy.
Since no one said it yet, post drunk, post often, post drunkoften.
I'll have a mug of whiskey and a shot of beer.
Since no one said it yet, post drunk, post often, post drunkoften.
I'll have a mug of whiskey and a shot of beer.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...
Wait now. I was searching online (undrunk mind you) for some meaningless shit and I found "Modern Drunkard Magazine"! I says to myself, I says self, where do I know that name and that's a pretty good idea for an online magazine. Large print too. But wait, says I. Don't I drunk post on a drunkard forum every once in a while? Yes! I do! And what do you know but there's a link at the top of the page says "chat board" and I click it and here I am, obviously not new to the board, but with a renewed purpose.
My name is Maj and I love the ladies. And the liquor.
My name is Maj and I love the ladies. And the liquor.
I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
- Two Hearted
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Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...
mistah willies wrote: ↑Sat Mar 18, 2017 10:52 pmCheers!
Welcome back. Don't mind the folks who have been drinking. We've been holding interventions for them.
Well, not really.
DRINK!
Well Merci beaucoup, Mousouir Willie!
I'm not from around here...SO I guess I should drink!
The cabin sits shut-down, cold-frozen and empty, dead mice in the traps, waiting for me to drink alone there in the dark.
--Smatter
--Smatter