Randomn known shit about DearBooze

[oettinger]

He is the lesser known Marx brother Steve, the Anglo Saxon non-Jewish one.

That`s a bad thing, right?

[oettinger]

He sheds tears watching The bold and the beautiful

[Artful Drunktective]

And his favorite show was Dynasty because it reminded him of the Steve Vernon Marx the III Dynasty.

[Dear Booze]

And his favorite show was Dynasty because it reminded him of the Steve Vernon Marx the III Dynasty.

Yes. You are correct. Dynasty's Third Reich

[Artful Drunktective]

He masturbates with his pinky finger up because he's "classy".

[oettinger]

He masturbates with his right arm up because he's "classy".

Wow dudes! Shame on you. Drink something fruity below 10% in that corner!!!! Don`t ask for refill before finished!

[Artful Drunktective]

He had a lawn sprinkler mishap in the corner of his yard where he stores the dead hookers and he didn't even care.

[Artful Drunktective]

His voice sounds exactly like Jimmy Pop the singer from Bloodhound Gang.

[oettinger]

The character "Mr Anderson" from Beavis and Butthead is based on him

[Artful Drunktective]

His 4th wife is a mail order bride from Canada.

[Lush City]

Attention: This is a Dr. Phil alert for DB!

[oettinger]

We poke his dead body at his funeral, strap it for cash, sleep with his wife, drink his booze, walk his dogs, be a beating father his children never had, so on

[Badfellow]

He bribes the neighbor's kids with hard root beer to clean up all the dog poop in his yard.

His wife claims that "Southern Comfort makes him more rapisty than a dolphin".

Most people from Texas just assume he's gay.

His golf cart seat gonorrhea has cleared up nicely.

Known Aliases:

*Shitfinger Steve
*Ayatollah Steve ibn Shitfingeri
*Mayor Steve McCheese
*The Dolphin

[Artful Drunktective]

He bribes the neighbor's kids with hard root beer to clean up all the dog poop in his yard.

His wife claims that "Southern Comfort makes him more rapisty than a dolphin".

Most people from Texas just assume he's gay.

His golf cart seat gonorrhea has cleared up nicely.

Known Aliases:

*Shitfinger Steve
*Ayatollah Steve ibn Shitfingeri
*Mayor Steve McCheese
*The Dolphin

First off, HAAAHAHAAAAHAHAHAAAAA

Secondly, you forgot his other alias, Dick Eagles, Mayor of someplace in Arizona.

Thirdly, I hear he still has ye ole syphilis however but I forgot where that came from. A Tijuana whore? Can someone enlighten?

[Lush City]

He bribes the neighbor's kids with hard root beer to clean up all the dog poop in his yard.

His wife claims that "Southern Comfort makes him more rapisty than a dolphin".

Most people from Texas just assume he's gay.

His golf cart seat gonorrhea has cleared up nicely.

Known Aliases:

*Shitfinger Steve
*Ayatollah Steve ibn Shitfingeri
*Mayor Steve McCheese
*The Dolphin

First off, HAAAHAHAAAAHAHAHAAAAA

Secondly, you forgot his other alias, Dick Eagles, Mayor of someplace in Arizona.

Thirdly, I hear he still has ye ole syphilis however but I forgot where that came from. A Tijuana whore? Can someone enlighten?

It is well known his health makes him a prime candidate for a whore house heart attack. Is there a better way to go?