Randomn known shit about DearBooze
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Re: Randomn known shit about DearBooze
Oh he is mos' def' going down for a heart attack it's jut a matter of when, where, and who.
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it' also a matter of who'se Persian and Turkish rug is missing?'Why am I commenting on my own post? !Artful Detective wrote: ↑Sat Sep 02, 2017 10:39 pmOh he is mos' def' going down for a heart attack it's jut a matter of when, where, and who.
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My best friends grandpa died of a heat attack after having a bottle of korn schnaps on the shitter.
Now that`s an awesome way to say goodbye to your loved one`s
Now that`s an awesome way to say goodbye to your loved one`s
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He and his "Golden Girls" friends went out and had a weekend of "debauchery" this weekend. Somebody puked. How adorable!
I think someone else broke a nail!
I think someone else broke a nail!
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This thread proves that truly no one is safe!
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He prayed to Jesus and Mary to come put out the wildfires because he gets ashes in his cubes.
But because God hates him, now we get Jose and Maria on the opposite coast. Thanks a lot, man.
But because God hates him, now we get Jose and Maria on the opposite coast. Thanks a lot, man.
Can we drink now? ---peetie44
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
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Shitfinger Shelley and Stinkfinger Steve
Went out on the town one late Summer’s Eve.
Said he:
“Life is a lemon and time is a trollop
Two fingers of drink for a finger of scallop?”
Shelley just smiled and together both knew:
By hangover time they’d be covered in poo.
Butt of who?
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Went out on the town one late Summer’s Eve.
Said he:
“Life is a lemon and time is a trollop
Two fingers of drink for a finger of scallop?”
Shelley just smiled and together both knew:
By hangover time they’d be covered in poo.
Butt of who?
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Hahahahahahahah Willies hahahahah good one.
Damn we`re childish
Damn we`re childish
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Others can be the adults, pal
Can we drink now? ---peetie44
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
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What beautiful sentiment! :Dmistah willies wrote: ↑Wed Sep 20, 2017 5:20 pmShitfinger Shelley and Stinkfinger Steve
Went out on the town one late Summer’s Eve.
Said he:
“Life is a lemon and time is a trollop
Two fingers of drink for a finger of scallop?”
Shelley just smiled and together both knew:
By hangover time they’d be covered in poo.
Butt of who?
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You gotta watch out for that Stinkfinger Steve. He is gunning to win the title for the West Coast Wet Greasy Bathrobe contest at the Hole if Badfellow doesn't win it first.
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mistah willies wrote: ↑Wed Sep 20, 2017 5:20 pmShitfinger Shelley and Stinkfinger Steve
Went out on the town one late Summer’s Eve.
Said he:
“Life is a lemon and time is a trollop
Two fingers of drink for a finger of scallop?”
Shelley just smiled and together both knew:
By hangover time they’d be covered in poo.
Butt of who?
Is that some kind of limmerick? Hic cup! hack hack hack...
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Is that some kind of limmerick? Hic cup! hack hack hack...mistah willies wrote: ↑Wed Sep 20, 2017 5:20 pmShitfinger Shelley and Stinkfinger Steve
Went out on the town one late Summer’s Eve.
Said he:
“Life is a lemon and time is a trollop
Two fingers of drink for a finger of scallop?”
Shelley just smiled and together both knew:
By hangover time they’d be covered in poo.
Butt of who?
.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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He once saved a band of boy scouts from a grizzly. He defeated the beast by reading it a chapter from 50shades of grey. Girzzly fell asleep instantly.
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The band of boy scouts also fell asleep, that was his initial plan. He didn`t even notice the bearoldsmartskunk wrote: ↑Sat Sep 23, 2017 3:14 amHe once saved a band of boy scouts from a grizzly. He defeated the beast by reading it a chapter from 50shades of grey. Girzzly fell asleep instantly.
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He once pitched a breakfast cereal to the executives of General Mills called Pervert-O's.
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