Not sure how I sound like a bar rag...Badfellow wrote: ↑Sat Dec 16, 2017 10:11 amYou realize what a monumental bar rag you sound like in this post, right?NYDingbat wrote: ↑Fri Dec 15, 2017 7:05 pmYou realize what a monumental pussy you sound like in this post, right?oettinger wrote: ↑Fri Dec 08, 2017 12:44 pmI hate this season. Worst thing: This year the stores are closed for three days straight due to the 24th being a sunday. Saturday and friday I won`t hit the the stores, because they`ll be crowded harder than mecca.
That means I`ll have to stock up armageddon style.
I need
- Drink
- Smokes
- Food
for thursday through tuesday. I think I`ll hire some sherpas to carry all the load.
It's Festivus
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"I don't start the day. I continue the night."
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Problem solved! You're a problem solver, that's what you are! Oh wait, haven't updated my passport. Sorry, pal. I'm sure you'll fare well.oettinger wrote: ↑Sat Dec 16, 2017 9:28 amAh!NYDingbat wrote: ↑Fri Dec 15, 2017 7:05 pmoettinger wrote: ↑Fri Dec 08, 2017 12:44 pmI hate this season. Worst thing: This year the stores are closed for three days straight due to the 24th being a sunday. Saturday and friday I won`t hit the the stores, because they`ll be crowded harder than mecca.
That means I`ll have to stock up armageddon style.
I need
- Drink
- Smokes
- Food
for thursday through tuesday. I think I`ll hire some sherpas to carry all the load.
You realize what a monumental pussy you sound like in this post, right?
If you`ll go booze-shopping for me, I`ll stop my whining. I`m totally on board with that.
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"What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?"
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I would like Santa to give me some Lagavuilin 16 plz.
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Have a little empathy every once in a while, Dingers. And don't be such a monumental pussy when I give you shit. You earned your place here, ma'am. Now keep it.
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St. Festivus will leave you all the Laphroaig you can drink, if only you believe, and careful, kid. You'll shoot your eye out.
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Thanks for the lecture.
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"What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?"
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"What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?"
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I was disappointed to see that they raised the price on this bottle a few years ago by like 40%!
I had Lagavulin 21, a limited bottling, back in like 2008. It was one of the best things I've ever tasted.
I think I like the more subdued character of Caol Ila, though. This is something I need to treat myself to soon.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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Settle down folks. No one should get bent out of shape during the Airing of Grievances.
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Mods bullying each other, it reminds me of the holiday family gathering at me old place. Brings a drink to the eye. Awww, getting all misty here
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Yeah totally. We haven't even gotten to the best part yet! Just decorate your poles and have a drink!! Let the grievances ensue and please enjoy the donation I made in your name.
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