Frankennietzsche wrote:-Play chess with Riley Reid.
She can sink my battleship any day of the week.
(I don't understand chess very well...)
My 2017 goals include visiting Amsterdam, getting a new job and finding a job that doesn't interfere with my drinking so fucking much. I'd also like to invest in a geodesic dome.
I ate a fuckin salad and it was ok with a bunch o honey mustard dressing but fuck you i aint cuttin my hair y'all can suck it I'm found time to drink more by being unemployed
Who will be the lucky recipients of your debauch this year?
I plan to grab my fella's fine, round keister at midnight. We're crazy romantics like that. Then I'll down the bottle o' bubbly. 'Cuz that's how to ring in the new year - keister grabbin' and bubbly slurpin'. Happy New Year!
"I don't start the day. I continue the night."
- mistah willies
"What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?"
- W.C. Fields
That sounds like a pretty decent way to spend the New Year to me. Don't forget to grab yourself a bottle of gin too while you're at it. Just make sure he doesn't try to bring up any sexual allegations.
I'll probably just play it mellow for New Years, maybe drink a fifth of Wild Turkey and steal a cop car or something.
The sun...
I bet the girls on the actual trip don`t look remotely as good. Drug free only if you exclude meth, smack n crack.
I think the comment about "drug free" must have been a typo because it's now been changed to "disease free" and the advterising poster says the girls are "drug friendly". LOL!
I think the comment about "drug free" must have been a typo...
I was thinking the same thing and how I would prefer my prostitutes to be as fucked up as I am.
But the question begs: should these folks on Sex Island be worried about an invasion by an army of horny, liquored-up pirates come to plunder their pussy and drink all their booze? Also, I call dibs on the shed full of drugs.
That sounds like a pretty decent way to spend the New Year to me. Don't forget to grab yourself a bottle of gin too while you're at it. Just make sure he doesn't try to bring up any sexual allegations.
I'll probably just play it mellow for New Years, maybe drink a fifth of Wild Turkey and steal a cop car or something.
Don't you DARE steal a cop car again. Didn't you learn from the first time?! I can't babysit you morning, noon, and night!
