Good lord, where to start?
Oldsmartskunk and me don`t really match.
We are way to hard-core for each other.
My place is so wrecked.
We`d support each other`s drinking habit like little children.
We are the worst match ever
The Drunk Lithuanian
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The Drunk Lithuanian
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Agreed. Also, imagine if Poe had written "I saw a bird last night" and nothing more?Rusty_Shackleford wrote: ↑Wed Sep 05, 2018 8:32 pmAh, 'tis a simple misunderstanding. I believe the old chap meant "too", rather than "to". A common mistake in this godforsaken tongue!
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I think we would die withing two weeks if were to stay together. And yet this was nicest experience i have had in years. Just two guys drinking and passing out at random times. Yup, oettingers place is a man cave with a likely result of "leaving Las Vegas",only without any hookers or love stories.
I shall post some pictures that are somewhat passable for public viewing.
Oh and Germany is filled with muslims and old people. Old people driving big cars. That was scary.
I shall post some pictures that are somewhat passable for public viewing.
Oh and Germany is filled with muslims and old people. Old people driving big cars. That was scary.
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I wasn't grilling him about his English, but rather want to understand what being too hardcore for each other meant. Were Brutal Hammers involved? Etc.Rusty_Shackleford wrote: ↑Wed Sep 05, 2018 8:32 pmAh, 'tis a simple misunderstanding. I believe the old chap meant "too", rather than "to". A common mistake in this godforsaken tongue!
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Deadly amounts of cheap vodka. Low shelf beer and hey even some good beer
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Poignantly hilariousoldsmartskunk wrote: ↑Thu Sep 06, 2018 5:43 am...Yup, oettingers place is a man cave with a likely result of "leaving Las Vegas",only without any hookers or love stories.
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There may have been some drunken sword playing. And Lithuanian man panties of assorted colors. Maybe even some animal prints. And chicharonnes. Chicharonnes were definitely involved.
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HAY! I was there! Oh wait....oldsmartskunk wrote: ↑Thu Sep 06, 2018 5:43 amYup, oettingers place is a man cave with a likely result of "leaving Las Vegas",only without any hookers or love stories.
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The crumbs are like broken glass in the bed.
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Broken sofa, drunk German guy doing a helicopter dick... How can one even put these events to words? One drink leads to another and we got ourselves a housewarming party at oettinger's place!