On this day you were born... born to drink, that is. Alles gute zum geberstag, mein freund!
First, change you underwear. Then get out there and find yourself a frisky frau to share your hectoliter love of the fine white wine and sloppy drunk intimacy while listening to hard rock ballads. And, most importantly, hit up as many people as possible for complimentary birthday drinks.
Have a headbanging birthday, fellow Drunkard.
Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard
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Oettinger Rocks and it's his Birthday!
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Re: Oettinger Rocks and it's his Birthday!
Cheers Oett man, party on.
"From the day he was born, he was trouble..."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9K6iV2yUCw
"From the day he was born, he was trouble..."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9K6iV2yUCw
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
Re: Oettinger Rocks and it's his Birthday!
eh.
True story here on my bday:
I followed BF`s advice to go out drunk n hunt down some vagina. Fresh underwear, brushed teeth, cowboy boots and leather jacket.
I went out the door and was greeted by three very familar looking dogs followed by a desperate ex girl friend this close to a nervous breakdown!!!!!
"Five minutes later and you would`ve missed me"
"I don`t know where to go"
Okay........, turn back in. Now she`s sleeping atleast.
What is this that life hates my way of living???
Atleast the fridge is filled with fresh bumwine,
Cheers
True story here on my bday:
I followed BF`s advice to go out drunk n hunt down some vagina. Fresh underwear, brushed teeth, cowboy boots and leather jacket.
I went out the door and was greeted by three very familar looking dogs followed by a desperate ex girl friend this close to a nervous breakdown!!!!!
"Five minutes later and you would`ve missed me"
"I don`t know where to go"
Okay........, turn back in. Now she`s sleeping atleast.
What is this that life hates my way of living???
Atleast the fridge is filled with fresh bumwine,
Cheers
Drink!
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Re: Oettinger Rocks and it's his Birthday!
My friend,
I don't think that Urb could write a more heart rending story.
You win!
I don't think that Urb could write a more heart rending story.
You win!
Can we drink now? ---peetie44
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
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Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
Re: Oettinger Rocks and it's his Birthday!
free lap dance on yuor bitday have a grate day
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Re: Oettinger Rocks and it's his Birthday!
You may now lavish your congratulations upon me.
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Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard
Can't imagine you're not getting falldown, knockout, bus stop shitting drunk today, on this your most special of days. Did mom and dad get you that Sarah Conner action figure you wanted?
We raise the glass to mark another year of your neanderthalian progress through the crowded rush and racket of the modern world. Happy birthday, my fellow southpaw scorpio. Hope you drink the town of Wupperheimer dry and don't pay a dime.
We raise the glass to mark another year of your neanderthalian progress through the crowded rush and racket of the modern world. Happy birthday, my fellow southpaw scorpio. Hope you drink the town of Wupperheimer dry and don't pay a dime.
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Re: Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard
Cheers to the Oett! A fine drunkard indeed.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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Re: Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard
Cheers to you good sir! Hope it's a blast.
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Re: Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard
Happy B-Day to oettinger AND Badfellow as his b-day is also this weekend! Cheers! Prost! Chin Chin! Here's to the knucklehead twins!
Okole maluna!
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Re: Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard
Cheers! May you live to be a thousand, but always feel a twenty.
Re: Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard
Cheers to Badfellow as well, then! Two of my favorite posters.
GETTIN OLD. STILL DRANKIN HARD. Amen.
GETTIN OLD. STILL DRANKIN HARD. Amen.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
Re: Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard
Yeah, like it`s on monday but thanks folks.
I think it goes like this:
3rd FKR
4th BF
5th god
6th no one, can`t follow that up. Ever thought about giving birth while being super hungover, that sounds horrible
I think it goes like this:
3rd FKR
4th BF
5th god
6th no one, can`t follow that up. Ever thought about giving birth while being super hungover, that sounds horrible
Drink!
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Re: Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard
Ja, mein herr.
The idea is to amalgamate birthdays, thereby turning them into one big, old, sloppy, gluttonous Birthday Binge extending over several days. Where it begins and ends is completely up to you.
I'm going for pizza and a very dark Jamaican rum. #DARK RUM MATTERS.
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Re: Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard
Happy belated you sots. I hope you don't remember a thing.
I'll be drunk Skyping you both on Tuesday after I get off work.
I'll be drunk Skyping you both on Tuesday after I get off work.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice