Happiest of spawn-days to you Mr Badfellow!
May you get everything you want and nothing you deserve ol chum.
(Isn't it also time for Mr Viking's monthly birthday?)
Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard
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Re: Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard
having a bottle of bubbly (gallon of diet coke of course - never had a beer, never even had one beer) to your imminent demise.
make drinking great again!
make drinking great again!
You may now lavish your congratulations upon me.
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Re: Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard
Fixed it!Badfellow wrote: ↑Sun Nov 04, 2018 3:40 pmoettinger wrote: ↑Sun Nov 04, 2018 8:59 amYeah, like it`s on monday but thanks folks.
I think it goes like this:
3rd FKR
4th Assfellow
5th stinky, smelly, vodka soaked. bumwine splashed, and pre-ejaculatory fluids encrusted Oettinger
6th no one, can`t follow that up. Ever thought about giving blow jobs while being super hungover, that sounds horrible
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Re: Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard
Making Orange skin great again.Donald J. Drunk wrote: ↑Mon Nov 05, 2018 2:06 pmhaving a bottle of bubbly (gallon of diet coke of course - never had a beer, never even had one beer) to your imminent demise.
make drinking great again!
Re: Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard
Happy Birthday O!
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Re: Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard
I thought I posted on this. Belated best regards to you, good sir. Will raise a pint of Glasgow's finest hoppy swill to you shortly.
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Re: Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard
Shit. I missed a couple birthdays? Happy belated birthday to Oett and BF, two of my faforite people in the world. Proud to know you both.
Cheers motherfuckers!
Cheers motherfuckers!
DRINK!
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Re: Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard
Happy Gubertag, Oetting-schwance!
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Re: Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard
Needs some milk.. Happy bday!
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Re: Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard
Fuck. A day late. Happy Beerthday ya sot.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Re: Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard
Ha missed this one. Cheers sir!
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Re: Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard
How dare you sir hide your birthday while I'm babbling about my horseshit? Happy Birthday you vile and vicious warlord for whiskey!
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I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
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Re: Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard
I just don`t care about it.Rye and Coke wrote: ↑Fri Nov 08, 2019 11:01 amHow dare you sir hide your birthday while I'm babbling about my horseshit? Happy Birthday you vile and vicious warlord for whiskey!
Thanks ya`ll
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Re: Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard
^^^ I say the same thing about mine. After I hit the legal drinking age here and I could my booze with a lot less hassle my birthday has become just another day.
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Re: Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard
Happy Happy Joy Joy geburtstag to meinen betrunkenen Lieblingsmann! (Favorite husband and favorite drunkard. They're interchangeable). A fine German bastard, indeed.
And it ain't me...
And it ain't me...
Okole maluna!