Randomn known shit about DearBooze
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He likes his tater's crispy.
order it crispy
I wish I would have eaten In-n-Out in Vegas. Never ever had it and it was right next door.
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He once got so drunk in Mexico that he went to the Donkey Show in a donkey costume and tried to replace the donkey.
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He got salmonella from romaine lettuce at brunch today.
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Ih shit. You're right. And I blamed it on undercooked bacon.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Sat Nov 24, 2018 7:25 pmHe got salmonella from romaine lettuce at brunch today.
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He wears jean shorts to shower in.
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The technical term for his condition is "never nude". Or, as they are known in Germany, "nein wohlstandig nude".
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You also forgot:Badfellow wrote: ↑Sun Dec 31, 2017 2:13 pmHe likes to lay down his romantic tracks on a Maxell 120, including but not limited to the following bands:
*Journey
*Barry Manilow
*Bryan Adams
*Chicago
*Boston
*Kansas
*Toto
*Bachman Turner Overdrive
*Electric Light Orchestra
*Whitney Houston
*Bon Jovi
*Skid Row
*Brett Micheals
*Tommy Lee
*Starship
*REO Speedwagon
*Michael Bolton
*Yanni
*Kenny G
*Chaka Khan
*Falco
*Nina
*Lita Ford
*Def Lepptard
*Belinda Carlysle
*Rick Astley
*Wang Chung
*K-Tel Dumb Ditties
*Madonna
*Bow Wow Wow
*Debbie Gibson
*Tiffany
*Kylie Minogue
*Midnight Oil
*Information Society
*Soft Cell
*Rick Springfield
*Corey Hart
*Wall of Voodoo
*Slade
*Quiet Riot
*Robert Palmer
*Robert Plant
*Duran Duran
*David Lee Roth
*Sammy Hagar
*Don Johnson
*Eddie Murphy
*William Shatner
*Jan Hammer
Dolly Parton
U2
Night Ranger
Celine Dion
Warrant
Winger
Tina Turner
Styx
Kenny Loggins
Michael Bolton
Roxette
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Why must you always order your food crispy? You know it's always going to come out under-cooked.Dear Booze wrote: ↑Sat Nov 24, 2018 10:21 pmIh shit. You're right. And I blamed it on undercooked bacon.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Sat Nov 24, 2018 7:25 pmHe got salmonella from romaine lettuce at brunch today.
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He goes to Tupperware parties on weekends.
Or according to Oett "Tupper parties".
Or according to Oett "Tupper parties".
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Run by Mrs. Tupper Gore, just like his favorite horror moviesArtful Drunktective wrote: ↑Sat Mar 09, 2019 3:39 amHe goes to Tupperware parties on weekends.
Or according to Oett "Tupper parties".
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His afternoon work-out after lunch at the neighborhood Applebee's.
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At Bible Camp,
he invented, developed, and then perfected the Hymen-lick Procedure.
This was last weekend.
No, nothing like that.
It was 80-year-old nuns.
Incontinence was involved...
he invented, developed, and then perfected the Hymen-lick Procedure.
This was last weekend.
No, nothing like that.
It was 80-year-old nuns.
Incontinence was involved...