Dear Booze wrote:Okay, here are a few things that I really feel need to be done (at least once) while loaded... and a few things that should be avoided. You're welcome.
Similar to the street/glass combo, add altitude by tossing empties off of a parking garage. They are really glittery and sound nice from 6 stories up. (if this is a congested urban area, have a way out...or you get chased by the cops...ask me how I know). We threw all sortsa stuff off that damn garage on return trips - a whole 2 day old pizza (very frizbee like), a lit vodka soaked watermelon (hoping for Molotov, but it pretty much went out on impact), full cans of beer, 2 liters filled with water and toilet paper (shaken, not stirred, biggest spitball evar). etc.
Don't handle firearms. Yours or anyone elses. If firearms are handled, Get outta there. If it is your place, kick the bum out.
No knife fighting....drunks bleed a lot.
No tats. You bleed a lot, and who knows what you'll end up with....but it will be permanent.
Axe throwing is really quite fun!
Fire jumping is fun, but wear close-toed shoes that won't melt.
Here's to us, and those like us.
Damn few of us left.
Wolfcoat wrote:Similar to the street/glass combo, add altitude by tossing empties off of a parking garage. They are really glittery and sound nice from 6 stories up. (if this is a congested urban area, have a way out...or you get chased by the cops...ask me how I know). We threw all sortsa stuff off that damn garage on return trips - a whole 2 day old pizza (very frizbee like), a lit vodka soaked watermelon (hoping for Molotov, but it pretty much went out on impact), full cans of beer, 2 liters filled with water and toilet paper (shaken, not stirred, biggest spitball evar). etc.
I've had lots of fun throwing things off of parking structures too.
By the way, bowling balls don't bounce the way you think they would. And old tube-style televisions make a really loud pop.
Wolfcoat wrote:Similar to the street/glass combo, add altitude by tossing empties off of a parking garage. They are really glittery and sound nice from 6 stories up. (if this is a congested urban area, have a way out...or you get chased by the cops...ask me how I know). We threw all sortsa stuff off that damn garage on return trips - a whole 2 day old pizza (very frizbee like), a lit vodka soaked watermelon (hoping for Molotov, but it pretty much went out on impact), full cans of beer, 2 liters filled with water and toilet paper (shaken, not stirred, biggest spitball evar). etc.
I've had lots of fun throwing things off of parking structures too.
By the way, bowling balls don't bounce the way you think they would. And old tube-style televisions make a really loud pop.
And the great sport of the bum toss... don't get me started. oh ... good times!
"I hope you like Guinness, I find it a refreshing substitute to... food."
- O'Neill
If I stop drinking all at once, I'm afraid the cumulative hangover will kill me.
- Archer
Cash a hammer and a screwdriver, always carry.
And a flask
Yeah we all need to walk around wearing tool belts armed with hammers, screwdrivers, and flasks. And binoculars. And a lock-picking kit. And maybe a little pouch for snacks like Chex Mix.
Dear Booze wrote:Okay, here are a few things that I really feel need to be done (at least once) while loaded... and a few things that should be avoided. You're welcome.
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