I will add a picture when I'm more capable, but there are a load o crystals in the bottom of my wine. They don't appear to dissolve any further when stirred. Any ideas?
I'll eat some when I'm done and take notes
Crystals in white wine
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Update they appear to be some kind of laxative
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The internet says it's tartrate crystals formed by blah, blah, blah. But I think it's aliens. Or drugs. Or even better, alien drugs.
What did these alien drug crystals taste like?
What did these alien drug crystals taste like?
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Re: Crystals in white wine
If it's laxative like, it could be yeast that has settled. That shit will clean you out. Some of those hazy IPA's that settle can tear shit up.
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Re: Crystals in white wine
I truly believe that there was an episode on a great television show back in ze day
(now Thurston, follow me here)
whereupon Columbo/ MacMillon/ Gilligan solved the murder crime by pouring wine through a cloth napkin,
and tiny glass shards were revealed.
No, not the one when a skeleton falls out of the fireplace chimney on their coffee table.
Hart to Hart?
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There is a chapter in The Poisoners Handbook about diamond dust. Ingest that stuff and you're in for a few weeks of slowly bleeding your life away out your anal exit hole as the stuff shreds your digestive tract.
The book made it sound excruciating, and you'd really have to hate somebody to put that shit in their drink.
Now that I think about it, it would probably be more effective to sprinkle it on their food.
The book made it sound excruciating, and you'd really have to hate somebody to put that shit in their drink.
Now that I think about it, it would probably be more effective to sprinkle it on their food.
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Re: Crystals in white wine
This is where explosive drunkarreahTM comes in handy. Can save your live. Who would`ve thought...ThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑Sat Apr 20, 2019 11:50 amThere is a chapter in The Poisoners Handbook about diamond dust. Ingest that stuff and you're in for a few weeks of slowly bleeding your life away out your anal exit hole as the stuff shreds your digestive tract.
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