the Canadia Land on or the one in PA?mistah willies wrote: ↑Tue Sep 03, 2019 7:43 pmIt's supposed to take four hours from deep in the heart of the woods of Maine to Mohegan Sun. It didn't.
Bartender told me that once, he saw traffic pile up in front of him for three miles at a salted snail's pace until he finally drove past three cop cars flashing for a dude on an arm, changing a light under a bridge.
Rubber neckers and lookie-Lou's causing more slow-downs and rubbing bumpers. Get the frig outta the way! You're cutting into my drinking time.
Se7en hours later, all pissed off, hanging out with a $16 pour of Blanton's with one cube at one of the casino's bars. I have to wait fifteen minutes before my Trappist Ale appears in front of me. Connecticut is like Britland. Barkeep has to keep you from getting into your cups at all. Nanny Laws?! All drinking is illegal in fifteen minutes.
I think that the police do home-searches to make sure that no one drinks at home between the hours of 10:00pm and noon on Friday because the blue laws are supposed to make everyone feel blue.
Now that I know, I'm stocking up for the week tomorrow. I'll make that little room-fridge my over-worked whore.
Fuck the mini-bar.
me not stoopid.
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Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
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Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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Preventative Maintainanceoettinger wrote: ↑Fri Sep 06, 2019 3:20 pmYeah don`t answer calls.Dirty Diamond Lou wrote: ↑Mon Sep 02, 2019 6:45 pmI will be drunkeningly prepared for any issues that shall arise.
Wtf you basically burn down the place for a few messages? Grab some drink now!
Here some fun joke for you:
It`s civil war, protesters blocked the streets. They captured the government and threaten to bath them in gasoline and burn them.
The only way to free them is by collecting 1 billion in cash by midnight.
Like many others you are stopped by police on a blocked road. The officer desrcibes the emergency issue to you.
You ask, what are people donating?
Roughly five gallons per person the officer says
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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Made it all the way to the end of the day without killing any office pukes.
Today was a good day.
Of course, I STILL had to deal with not being an official CDL driver, according to the company, despite my being the ONLY MOTHERFUCKER IN THE BUILDING that has a CDL.
There should be at least five of us, spread over three shifts. Right now, there's me.
...
They have two guys, they're on their learner's permits. They are going to school. These two puds have access to the company fuel card. They have PINs.
I, again, THE ONLY ASSHOLE THAT CAN LEGALLY DRIVE THE TRUCK, still do not.
I have been here for over two years.
They gave me a goddamn humongous raise last week. Typing this out, I'm beginning to think it's not enough.
Today was a good day.
Of course, I STILL had to deal with not being an official CDL driver, according to the company, despite my being the ONLY MOTHERFUCKER IN THE BUILDING that has a CDL.
There should be at least five of us, spread over three shifts. Right now, there's me.
...
They have two guys, they're on their learner's permits. They are going to school. These two puds have access to the company fuel card. They have PINs.
I, again, THE ONLY ASSHOLE THAT CAN LEGALLY DRIVE THE TRUCK, still do not.
I have been here for over two years.
They gave me a goddamn humongous raise last week. Typing this out, I'm beginning to think it's not enough.
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Thursday, I had a colonoscopy. The day before was all fasting and drinking an industrial strength laxative to clean out the pipes. The results were all negative for anything. The sedation was the best part. After waiting 2hrs past the appointment time then complaining I was ready to be sedated by IV drip. The doctor came by finally and asked me to roll over on my left side. I felt an insertion into my ass of some sort of device and that was it. I was out like a light for 90min. Don't remember a thing but they viewed the inside of my colon in less than 20 according to the doc. I could have been abducted by aliens and had the same treatment!
But the sedation was first class fentanyl. I could see after coming home and mellowing out how habit forming that stuff can be. Michael Jackson was one who succumbed.
But the sedation was first class fentanyl. I could see after coming home and mellowing out how habit forming that stuff can be. Michael Jackson was one who succumbed.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Lush goes to the doctor
My ass is still a little itchy from inside. You may take another look. Oh and please black me out
My ass is still a little itchy from inside. You may take another look. Oh and please black me out
Drink!
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It's my day off (working 6 days a week now). Picked up some KD, naturally. Doing a little morning/afternoon drinking and loving it.
"I'll take a box of KD please."
--"A box?"
"I'll take a box of KD please."
--"A box?"
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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Heh, heh. Pet bottles. From here on out all my bottles are my pets!
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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I got up early, started drinking early, got drunk early, Fuckeed a drunk wiman early, went home early.
Fuck
Fuck
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Went for a late breakfast today and was asked for my sausage option "patty or link?"
"Freestyle," I replied.
"Freestyle," I replied.
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One of those Wednesdays that really feel like Thursdays. It was a recurring disappointment. This week needs to hurry up and end.
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This friday felt like a friday, all giddy with excitement and such. But I had wednesday feel like fridays, now that`s a downer.
We took the dog to the vet today. His behavior is a little out of control right now. AD wants his balls chopped off as soon as possible.
So in ten days he will get that done, two milk teeth pulled and his claws cut all in one session.
We took the dog to the vet today. His behavior is a little out of control right now. AD wants his balls chopped off as soon as possible.
So in ten days he will get that done, two milk teeth pulled and his claws cut all in one session.
Drink!
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I went to the town hall to pay my school taxes. Now I'm home drinking in sorrow. That was a lot of potential booze money just to educate a bunch of ungrateful kids I don't really give a fuck about. They should honor my sacrifice by offering to do all of my yard for the next year for free. Little fuckers.
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I thought my day was dumb but I had no teeth pulled and didn't schedule a date to have my balls chopped off. I suppose other creatures have it rougher than I.
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My day in a nutshell was another day in paradise. Woke up and got ready to go to the health club to work out. Had brunch of broiled e-z peel shrimp and large green salad with all kinds of yummy vegetable stuff with a couple beers. Took a nap while listening to my favorite music. Got up and walked down to the beach pubs and had happy hour drinks. Walked home and bought more booze. Made dinner and drank some more. WTF? What kind of life is this?
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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So, a good day, eh?Jimmy Lester {RIP} wrote: ↑Mon Sep 09, 2019 9:50 pmI got up early, started drinking early, got drunk early, Fuckeed a drunk wiman early, went home early.
Fuck
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