What were you looking for when you found all these old threads?scream ale wrote: ↑Tue Feb 18, 2020 1:07 pmNow. Now would be an excellent time for a drink. These last 2 hours are going to drag so much ass.
Favorite time of the day to get loaded
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Re: Favorite time of the day to get loaded
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The first and the last day of Daylight Saving Time are when you get the latest sunrises. I used to go to the bar that opens at 7 in the morning and watch the cars in the McDonald's drive through, their headlights still on, as they got their McMuffins on the way to work.
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^ ^ ^ Previously I lived on a busy road where I could see the whole town walk / drive by. There was a distinct pleasure in watching everyone trudge to work on my day off while I was in my comfy clothes having my first drink of the day. Can't beat the feeling of such gratification at that moment.
I love it when drunkards dig up old threads. It's fun for a re-read and to wonder where some of these drunks went. And it saves from creating another new and similar thread. Nice work, Scream! I didn't even remember posting in here. HA!
I love it when drunkards dig up old threads. It's fun for a re-read and to wonder where some of these drunks went. And it saves from creating another new and similar thread. Nice work, Scream! I didn't even remember posting in here. HA!
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Nothing really. I just enjoy looking through ancient posts created by drunks who staggered off to fuck knows where.Hugh wrote: ↑Tue Feb 18, 2020 9:51 pmWhat were you looking for when you found all these old threads?scream ale wrote: ↑Tue Feb 18, 2020 1:07 pmNow. Now would be an excellent time for a drink. These last 2 hours are going to drag so much ass.
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Favorite time of the day, on average, is after everyone goes to bed in the house. 11 pm at the latest, to start. On weekends, yeah, I'm a morning drinker; before I even get breakfast, I get a screwdriver or tequila sunrise. I might even have a few of them, especially while I make breakfast. If I'm feeling really adventurous, i'll make whiskey sours, with egg white and all.
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I start drinking about 3pm-4pm, depending on what I have to do that day. But once I start I keep going until I'm ready to crash, which is usually around midnight. I do drink a few glasses of water before I crash. That keeps me from feeling too shitty the next day.
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Mount a clock mechanism behind a dartboard. Throw dart, if you can hit the board, it's time to drink.
If you miss, you are drunk. Congratulations...
If you miss, you are drunk. Congratulations...
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Now. Now is an excellent time. Just say fuck it. Your brain will thank you.
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Solid advice...scream ale wrote: ↑Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:35 pmNow. Now is an excellent time. Just say fuck it. Your brain will thank you.
Ideally, with a wide open day, I start drinking a few hours after waking up. It usually feels too abrasive to begin immediately.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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So that's why I am so good at darts and nothing else...I'm motivated to drink.Rev. Dead Corpse wrote: ↑Mon Mar 23, 2020 6:30 pmMount a clock mechanism behind a dartboard. Throw dart, if you can hit the board, it's time to drink.
If you miss, you are drunk. Congratulations...
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I drink 14 vodka lemons to get the day started, and then another 14 to go to bed
Drink!
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I have two.
1. Mid afternoon (during the summer)
2. Early morning. (All year round(
Laying back on hot summers day necking beverages without a care in the world. Having a nap, awaking and then continuing. I'd imagine this is what retirement is like. You've made your money and now you sit by a pool or on a beach in the Costa Del Sol. You dont wear workman overalls or a suit anymore. Instead a pair of candy red swimming shorts and a yellow gold rolex day-date is your uniform now. The day function on the watch maybe considered pointless, who doesnt know the day of the week? You don't! You're wankered 7 days a week!
2. Sitting out with a bottle of hooch just staring out watching the sun rise. Calling those tweeting birds wankers! Staring at the poor bastards as they get on the157 or 75 bus to work or whatever bullshit commitments they have.
1. Mid afternoon (during the summer)
2. Early morning. (All year round(
Laying back on hot summers day necking beverages without a care in the world. Having a nap, awaking and then continuing. I'd imagine this is what retirement is like. You've made your money and now you sit by a pool or on a beach in the Costa Del Sol. You dont wear workman overalls or a suit anymore. Instead a pair of candy red swimming shorts and a yellow gold rolex day-date is your uniform now. The day function on the watch maybe considered pointless, who doesnt know the day of the week? You don't! You're wankered 7 days a week!
2. Sitting out with a bottle of hooch just staring out watching the sun rise. Calling those tweeting birds wankers! Staring at the poor bastards as they get on the157 or 75 bus to work or whatever bullshit commitments they have.
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Call me old fashion or pour me one after work . Don't tell the wife or the cops if I sample on the drive home.
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Re: Favorite time of the day to get loaded
Any day after 12 O'clock high.
Except for work days
When I don't get home
Till 2:30 - 3 pm
But then it's
On
Cheers if noon
Is your starting gate!
Except for work days
When I don't get home
Till 2:30 - 3 pm
But then it's
On
Cheers if noon
Is your starting gate!
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I rarely nap, makes me undrunk and feel bewildered, only do it on festivals. I squeeze out every second of weekend drinking
Drink!