People say I swear too much.
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Re: People say I swear too much.
Those fuckers are a bunch of fuckin' fucks.
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Re: People say I swear too much.
Assholes that have a goddamn problem with my swearing can take a flying fuck at the moon.
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Re: People say I swear too much.
Damn fuckin' straight! Those fuckin' clowns can take long fuckin' walk off a short fuckin' peer if they can't fuckin' hack this shit! Fuckin' fuck 'em.
Wouldn't it be great to hear Popeye curse like that? You know he fuckin' wants to.
Wouldn't it be great to hear Popeye curse like that? You know he fuckin' wants to.
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Re: People say I swear too much.
When I was in the Navy there was a guy I met from a different ship who could do a perfect Popeye impersonation. I could do Meatwad from Aqua Teen Hunger Force, and we went back and fourth quoting the craziest shit we could think of. I still think the best part was us doing scenes from Full Metal Jacket with me being Gunnery Sergeant Hartman and him being everyone else.
I don't even remember that fuckers name.
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Re: People say I swear too much.
Goddamn shittards pissin' and moanin' about my fucking choice of words. Fuckin' fuckity fuck it.
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Re: People say I swear too much.
Shut the front door you son of a biscuit!
Re: People say I swear too much.
A lot of people say that it's a lack of vocabulary that makes you swear. Rubbish. I know thousands of words but I still prefer "fuck".-- Billy Connolly
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Do you see what happens? This is what happens when you fight a stranger in the alps!
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Re: People say I swear too much.
Y'all are a buncha funyun flunkies and twinkie junkies.
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Re: People say I swear too much.
Buncha henpecked mothercluckers.
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Re: People say I swear too much.
Well they're fucking wrong.
Wait, what? This wasn't the post I was replying to. I must be fucking drunk.
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Re: People say I swear too much.
Actually, he does. It's just that no one can understand him. Except maybe his ugly girlfriend.
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