Rock on Malkor.
If anyone remembers Two-Hearted and her DH I got a call from them and he had a business trip via Detroit airport where he contracted the China Originated Viral Infectious Disease. They were both down with it, but not out, treating it with TEN AND A HALF GALLONS OF CLEAR RUM.
When they called they were both lit and told me to say cheers to all you fuckin drunks.
LIVE ON DRUNKARDS!
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- ThirstyDrunk
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Re: Does Heavy Drinking Prevent the Covid19?
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
- greygoose1
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Re: Does Heavy Drinking Prevent the Covid19?
Goddamn man. I can't imagine what you guys are going through, but my heart and liquor go out to you and yours. It's a good thing you've got a nurse on your side. Best of luck, man.
"...there's no app for a bourbon buzz on a warm day in a cool, dark bar. The world will always want a drink".
~Gillian Flynn
'Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right'
~Isaac Asimov
A person can work up a mean, mean thirst
after a hard day of doing nothing much at all...
~The Replacements
~Gillian Flynn
'Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right'
~Isaac Asimov
A person can work up a mean, mean thirst
after a hard day of doing nothing much at all...
~The Replacements
Re: Does Heavy Drinking Prevent the Covid19?
Bacchus be with you during this shitty time Malkor.
Thirsty tell TH and DH our drunken thoughts and slurred prayers are with them and Malkor during this.
Stay safe, stay home if you can, if you can't mask the fuck up.
Thirsty tell TH and DH our drunken thoughts and slurred prayers are with them and Malkor during this.
Stay safe, stay home if you can, if you can't mask the fuck up.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
- RIPT2.0
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Re: Does Heavy Drinking Prevent the Covid19?
Fuck it all man. I know several people with chink virus.
But this bad ass motherfucker ain't going down. Nope.
Take care Malkor!
But this bad ass motherfucker ain't going down. Nope.
Take care Malkor!
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Re: Does Heavy Drinking Prevent the Covid19?
I fear I've hijacked this thread, my apologies to mr Mcgroin
it'll be ok, thanks for the well wishes, our lass hasnt been out of bed for two days, but I think we are turning a corner on it
good food is helping.
going back to bed, good luck everyone
it'll be ok, thanks for the well wishes, our lass hasnt been out of bed for two days, but I think we are turning a corner on it
good food is helping.
going back to bed, good luck everyone
- Artful Drunktective
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^ ^ ^ Nope, you didn't hijack. Please come by any time to update us on your well being. Slàinte mhath!
Okole maluna!
- Pat Magroin
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Re: Does Heavy Drinking Prevent the Covid19?
No worries............Take care of your family and yourself. I don't ride your bus but fuck all those idiots who get on yours without proper precautions. Drink deeply from the well of hope and wellness and add a few shots of Jager for good measure, with 56 herbs and spices and 35% alcohol in it there's got to be a cure or precaution in every bottle.
Where the fuck am I and how did I get here?
- Artful Drunktective
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Re: Does Heavy Drinking Prevent the Covid19?
Pat Magroin wrote: ↑Mon Apr 06, 2020 10:09 amI don't ride your bus but fuck all those idiots who get on yours without proper precautions. Drink deeply from the well of hope and wellness and add a few shots of Jager for good measure, with 56 herbs and spices and 35% alcohol in it there's got to be a cure or precaution in every bottle.
For real! I refuse to ride the bus because I ain't sittin' next to none of these idiots in close proximity who's going to be coughing and sneezing on me. These poor drivers fighting the fight...may they remain strong and prevail over this stupidity. Bacchus watch over us all. Keep drinking our immunity elixir, drunkards. Slàinte mhath!
Okole maluna!
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Re: Does Heavy Drinking Prevent the Covid19?
Click that link, the one and only photo of me you'll ever see, nor has been seen before, that beer is for the board, you magnificent bastards
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Where the fuck am I and how did I get here?
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Re: Does Heavy Drinking Prevent the Covid19?
You look like you know how to properly kick a pint of ale's ass. To you and your family's health, Malkor. A universal prayer and blessing has been raised via drink in your direction, and in all directions.
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Re: Does Heavy Drinking Prevent the Covid19?
Trim the beard, grow the hair, and you're a dead ringer for Prince Harry. (Are we allowed to still call him Prince?)
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Where the fuck am I and how did I get here?