What are you drinking right now?

[Rye and Coke]

I'm drinking everything at the moment, about to make some fish tacos. I was drinking rum, but maybe I'll switch to tequila just to keep the motif going.

I'm already on my way to Gonesville, but i still have so much to do. Time to cook and call folks... drunkenly.

[RIPT2.0]

Kraken and beer

[Hugh]

That's the key to stopping you from pissing all fucking night when you drink beer. You have to eat a gyros sandwich and french fries first. I'm not pissing every three minutes tonight. And I haven't eaten in almost 12 hours.

[Hugh]

fuck I don't give a fuck

[Hugh]

They can all kiss my fucking ass

[Rye and Coke]

They can all kiss my fucking ass

yeah, fuck em all! They can all get fucked with a sideways, rusty railway spike! They can all get fucked with a horse appendage, as long as it's NOT the dick! They can all jump off a bridge with a bungee chord attached their balls, an anvil strapped to their chest into an ice-cold river full of floating broken glass!! I hope they all get ass cancer! I hope their ass cancer gets ass cancer!! I hope their buttholes purse up and pucker like prunes, throbbing with bloody, fecal-filthy hemorrhoi... wait, who are we mad at?

[oettinger]

I give a fuck about my vodka intake

[scream ale]

A few Sierra Nevada pale ales.

[Nausea]

Glenmorangie 10, a gift from one of my bosses.

[Nausea]

Necking 'dat Everclear. Got tomorrow off, so I can go hard.

If I so choose... and I do.

[Patchez]

Gonna shower beer some Mole Stout form a local brewery, Collusion then move on to some cellared beers and maybe the Brimstone.

[Rooster]

Killing some Goose Island.

Found out my 20+ book-authoring professor on Islamic studies wasn't even a Muslim. My Thor-worshipping writing professor is really afraid of dying.

Never meet your heroes. Be your own hero.

[Nausea]

...and maybe the Brimstone.

Don't tease me.

I found the Balcones Rye out here, but not the Brimstone. Gawdamnit.

Might have to ask the head honcho duderino if he can get it in for me, next time I run into him.

[oettinger]

Taking my liver to a nice cold vodka bath

[scream ale]

Two hearted IPA.