Things we want to do at Nausea's Liquor Store
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Re: Things we want to do at Nausea's Liquor Store
Put up gay dude centerfolds on the wall.
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if you find a mouse in your bottle, you get a free replacement. It's a law.scream ale wrote: ↑Tue Jun 09, 2020 12:20 pmDemand a refund for that bottle with a mouse stuffed in it that was sold to me that way. Oh yes that mouse was in there alright.
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Walk in and announce that I have been visited by the ghost of Evan Williams and have been instructed to seek out contaminated handles of his fine black labeled beverage and remove them from the store. As it turns out every bottle in Nausea's store is contaminated.
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Hold a family appreciation day with animal balloons and free jello shot kits for children 12 and under.
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scream ale wrote: ↑Sun Jun 07, 2020 3:39 pmHowever any liquor store that's kind enough to let me browse I always scan that bourbon section, knowing I will not find Buffalo Trace but hoping beyond hope that some greedy prick was dumb enough to leave just one bottle on the shelf. It's sad but I admit it.
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^^^ Yer killing me man
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^^^ Yeah, Nausea. That's even more cruel than us. Better send the poor guy a bottle.
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When it`s not Nausea`s shift, walk in and grab booze for 500 bucks and leave. If his boss stops you just say: Isn`t this where Nausea works? Yeah he lost more than that to me last night playing poker and offered me this over his TV-set
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That is one tempting offer...just don't trust the bottle to survive the journey
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Re: Things we want to do at Nausea's Liquor Store
Complain to his boss that the whisky he sold to you gave you food-poisoning.
Claim he sold expired hooch over the counter
Claim he sold expired hooch over the counter
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Put gum in the locks
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Which would be a shame because it really tied the room together
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