Yarrow forever yellow
A violet in my hue,
For each a thistle blossom
The purple is renewed,
A fragrant creeping charlie
Or a dandelion crest,
A kingdom of pure botany
A phylum of true zest
Just remember, folks: every plant was once just a weed until someone decided it had some sort of use and began cultivating it. In a manner of speaking, all booze is made of weeds (especially gin).
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A Garden Full of Weeds
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Re: A Garden Full of Weeds
Watch and see, someone is gonna turn this into a "what kind of plant are you?" thread.
Guarantee one of you is at least a hydrangea or a liquor orchid, or maybe a bonsai cigar fern.
Now that the genetic "toaster" editing device is complete, it is within my ability to splice cockroach DNA with the agave plant, thereby creating a strain of tequila that would-- not only ferment itself to A tasty 80+ proof- but survive a direct hit from a nuclear warhead.
Guarantee one of you is at least a hydrangea or a liquor orchid, or maybe a bonsai cigar fern.
Now that the genetic "toaster" editing device is complete, it is within my ability to splice cockroach DNA with the agave plant, thereby creating a strain of tequila that would-- not only ferment itself to A tasty 80+ proof- but survive a direct hit from a nuclear warhead.
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Re: A Garden Full of Weeds
Holy shit,
just curious
and you should know
is there a gin infused with marijuana as a botanical? That'd be crazy
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I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
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Re: A Garden Full of Weeds
Yes, there's some in my kitchen. Also interesting to note, a shot or two works wonders for people with arthritis and other chronic pain.
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Re: A Garden Full of Weeds
i apply motor oil liberally to keep the weeds down
pay ground rent or die motherfucker
pay ground rent or die motherfucker
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Re: A Garden Full of Weeds
I prefer Lubriderm® for my skin during winter months.Mr. Viking wrote: ↑Fri Oct 16, 2020 12:44 pmi apply motor oil liberally to keep the weeds down
pay ground rent or die motherfucker
I'm usually dehydrated anyways. Booze is a natural diuretic.
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Re: A Garden Full of Weeds
Datrua stramonium. Now there's a weed, a veritable pharmacopia of nature. In addition to atropine and scopolamine, it also contains the chemical compound stramonium of its namesake.
Stamonium by itself is a powerful compound capable of inducing hallucinations, delirium, heart palpitations and total insanity. Not what most people would consider a recreational experience. However, when combined in the proper ratio with the right alkaloids such as mescaline sulfate and harmaline, it becomes something greater than it's own sum, capable of sending even the most rigid of minds into a state of surreal wonder and exhilaration.
Stamonium by itself is a powerful compound capable of inducing hallucinations, delirium, heart palpitations and total insanity. Not what most people would consider a recreational experience. However, when combined in the proper ratio with the right alkaloids such as mescaline sulfate and harmaline, it becomes something greater than it's own sum, capable of sending even the most rigid of minds into a state of surreal wonder and exhilaration.
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Re: A Garden Full of Weeds
I've probably read almost every Datura trip report on Erowid. Entertaining, wild stuff.
Following that, I would never touch it, ingestion-wise (the flowers are cool though), and I would especially not combine it an MAOI like harmaline.
Following that, I would never touch it, ingestion-wise (the flowers are cool though), and I would especially not combine it an MAOI like harmaline.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
Re: A Garden Full of Weeds
I was once with a gathering around campfire, and this guy busted out a flask of "Green Dragon," so he called it.Rye and Coke wrote: ↑Thu Oct 15, 2020 5:52 pmis there a gin infused with marijuana as a botanical? That'd be crazy
Everclear and weed. The name is apt.
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Re: A Garden Full of Weeds
interesting, were there any effects beyond the booze? I'm genuinely interestedNausea wrote: ↑Thu Nov 12, 2020 8:02 pmI was once with a gathering around campfire, and this guy busted out a flask of "Green Dragon," so he called it.Rye and Coke wrote: ↑Thu Oct 15, 2020 5:52 pmis there a gin infused with marijuana as a botanical? That'd be crazy
Everclear and weed. The name is apt.
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Re: A Garden Full of Weeds
^^^ Completely off topic, but fuck yeah Son House. Cheers man.
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Re: A Garden Full of Weeds
I think I’m something. Poisonous. Hydrangea is, also it changes color according to what it is fed.
like tears in rain
Re: A Garden Full of Weeds
In a garden full of weeds I wanna be Dr. who or Skywalker OG.
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