Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
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"They told me to see the glass half full cause some see it as half empty
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
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So I'm drunk and it seems that I can't access chat or skype. Figures.
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You spilled some redwine on yourself while mixing cocktails?
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Dumbass, living healthy never worksscream ale wrote: ↑Sat Nov 14, 2020 9:16 amI had tried adding berries to my oatmeal that morning. It did not go as planned.
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I myself drank a lot and peed a lot. That`s my awesome day so far
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Wow! We got a live one here.ThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑Sun Nov 08, 2020 3:26 ammanaged to sleep through my hangover again, got up and had some cold brew coffee with the free reese cup creamers from speedway. ate a bagel. did dishes. Fapped. Wondered if spermatazoa were like big like big and you only shot out a few of em but they were llke minnow sized and you had to stmp on em or put them n a fishbowl.
Had fried chicken and onion rings for dinner, Bourbon will fill the night
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Looking back last month on the week when old$mart$kunk visited me n' oett and we all discovered who was The Vomiter, The Pisser, & The Shat-ter (the one who shat themself). We covered all grounds. Thankfully o$$'s undrunkard lady-friend was shopping so she was not privy to most of it.
Needless to say there was some underwear abuse - one discarded in the garbage and the other pair was cast aside into the rain.
Twas a riveting week full of drunkard revelations. I definitely foresee a repeat.
Needless to say there was some underwear abuse - one discarded in the garbage and the other pair was cast aside into the rain.
Twas a riveting week full of drunkard revelations. I definitely foresee a repeat.
Okole maluna!
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after a work enforced dry Friday and Saturday morning I AM FUCKING ENJOYING THIS GIN.
WORK CAN GET FUCKED.
WORK CAN GET FUCKED.
Hangover cure: Rigorous sex, hydration, hot bath, then "go up for half an hour in an open aeroplane." - Kinglsey Amis
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Had the best bratwurst for dinner. They were sauteed with onions soon to be caramelized drenched in a can of Mexican lager and baked topped with sauerkraut and sweet/hot craft mustard. It took longer to cook than it did to eat. I snarfed it up!
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Walked the dog super drunk without a leash on it. Bitter old mid 60s lady walked her dog in the other direction.
Our dog barked
She swung her leash at my dog
Both dogs freaked out
She barked at me
I should`ve barked and killed her
Instead I was drunk and polite.
Never again.
Being polite
Our dog barked
She swung her leash at my dog
Both dogs freaked out
She barked at me
I should`ve barked and killed her
Instead I was drunk and polite.
Never again.
Being polite
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Yeah, had the same awakening about 10yrs ago. I found myself slipping into back pain whenever I had to suppress my reaction to some other douche bag for one reason or another. Once I stopped being 'Mr. Nice Guy', my back pains stopped bothering me. Go figure.oettinger wrote: ↑Sat Nov 28, 2020 10:58 amWalked the dog super drunk without a leash on it. Bitter old mid 60s lady walked her dog in the other direction.
Our dog barked
She swung her leash at my dog
Both dogs freaked out
She barked at me
I should`ve barked and killed her
Instead I was drunk and polite.
Never again.
Being polite
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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oettinger wrote: ↑Sat Nov 28, 2020 10:58 amWalked the dog super drunk without a leash on it. Bitter old mid 60s lady walked her dog in the other direction.
Our dog barked
She swung her leash at my dog
Both dogs freaked out
She barked at me
I should`ve barked and killed her
Instead I was drunk and polite.
Never again.
Being polite
Which bitch barked at you? Because the canine didn’t know any better.
like tears in rain
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The downside of living in a beautiful spot on the edge of the woods is a lot of assholes come down here to walk their four legged shit-machines right in front of our house.Savage wrote: ↑Sun Nov 29, 2020 12:12 amoettinger wrote: ↑Sat Nov 28, 2020 10:58 amWalked the dog super drunk without a leash on it. Bitter old mid 60s lady walked her dog in the other direction.
Our dog barked
She swung her leash at my dog
Both dogs freaked out
She barked at me
I should`ve barked and killed her
Instead I was drunk and polite.
Never again.
Being polite
Which bitch barked at you? Because the canine didn’t know any better.
Hence why I always want either a minigun / chainsaw / flamethrower for christmas. I`ll set up the claymores and bootytraps myself
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