Nausea is such a sheltered dumbass
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Nausea is such a sheltered dumbass
He doesn't even know what the Beverly Hillbillies are. WTF??
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Re: Nausea is such a sheltered dumbass
Hugh just can't reconcile with the fact that he's an old man.
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You were with me on the Skype call when I made this post - I hope you realize I was trying to be funny.
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Haha it's all good man. I didn't take it negatively.
And that Skype call was almost a total black out for me. I do remember Dear Booze being drunker than I've ever seen him, though.
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Jesus, I don't remember much of anything.
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Hey, you can’t talk to Hugh Clampett like that!
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Re: Nausea is such a sheltered dumbass
Well, listen to a story ‘bout a man named Jed
When he had a problem tried to beat it off in bed
Then one day when he wasn’t in the mood
He saw Ellie May steak in’ in the nude...
(Big tits-
Nice ass)
So the next thing you know Jed is down eatin’ hair
The kinfolk said: "Jed! Put your pecker there!"
Down went his zipper and out came the worm
And out from the worm came bubbling sperm
(White gold-
Texas pee)
When he had a problem tried to beat it off in bed
Then one day when he wasn’t in the mood
He saw Ellie May steak in’ in the nude...
(Big tits-
Nice ass)
So the next thing you know Jed is down eatin’ hair
The kinfolk said: "Jed! Put your pecker there!"
Down went his zipper and out came the worm
And out from the worm came bubbling sperm
(White gold-
Texas pee)
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Re: Nausea is such a sheltered dumbass
Try go to Nausea's liquor store at 3.a.m when he's locked and loaded. You don't want to puck with that. He's a maniac.
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Was it about a bunch of hillbillies all called Beverley?
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Nausea is one of those people i would molest in prison cell... Or in your local pub bathroom, just for the fun of it. No homo.
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Don't tease me. Max homo.oldsmartskunk wrote: ↑Fri Feb 19, 2021 12:34 pmNausea is one of those people i would molest in prison cell... Or in your local pub bathroom, just for the fun of it. No homo.
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