There are no threads dedicated to Thursday, that most noble day preceding the wet, sloppy Friday that is to come. Is it any coincidence that Thursday takes it’s name from the old Norse god known as Thor? Or that Thor most famously carried a hammer? And that we should all take it as a hint to get hammered on Thursdays?
Trust me. There’s a cyclic logic to it after the third or fourth drink.
Thus without further fluff or cruncklefuck, I would raise a drink in honor of Thursdays, and in honor to each and every one of you who might raise a drink in turn. Even those of you who might be stinky, incidentally undrunk, cantankerous, oblivious, or even socially, intellectually, emotionally and/or actually constipated.
A most joyous and libatious Thursday to y’all mofos. ✌️
It’s Thursday, get thirsty
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It’s Thursday, get thirsty
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Yeah, the only reason I love Thursday is because the next day is Friday when you only drink on weekends for health reasons.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Re: It’s Thursday, get thirsty
Seems like a good time for a pre Friday barleywine.
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theursay is the last day of the week for me. it's my friday, I will post in this thread for ever
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lush city onxe started a thread that said how fuckd up are you. wher the fuck is it.
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I`m feeling fucked up is a thread`s title started by him a while ago
Drink!
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Shouldn't the name of this conversation be "Get Thirsty!".
And I wish good luck to anyone whose mission it is.
No, seriously, unless you're Sam, do not try to wake him up.
He'll gently swipe you all the way up to the Moon.
Ok, don't complain when you start running out of of oxygen.
I've warned you...
And I wish good luck to anyone whose mission it is.
No, seriously, unless you're Sam, do not try to wake him up.
He'll gently swipe you all the way up to the Moon.
Ok, don't complain when you start running out of of oxygen.
I've warned you...
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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I genuinely thought it was Friday just before clocking out today. I was just about to (falsley) wish everyone at work a happy weekend when reality fucked me once again.
Consoling myself with cheap beer on this fantabulous Thursday.
Consoling myself with cheap beer on this fantabulous Thursday.
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I can kind of relate. I worked Sunday, so it feels like today should have been Friday.scream ale wrote: ↑Thu May 06, 2021 4:56 pmI genuinely thought it was Friday just before clocking out today.
O the horror.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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FUCK YOU MONDAYbrandonman wrote: ↑Thu May 06, 2021 11:16 pmSunday Funday
Monday
Tuesday - Taco Tuesday for most people. Thai Tuesday at my local dive bar
Whiskey Wednesday
Thirsty Thursday
Friday
Saturday
KISS MY ASS TUESDAY
LIGMA WEDNESDAY
JESUS CHRIST, MAKE IT STOP THURSDAY
FUCKIN' A FRIDAY
HELL YEAH SATURDAY
LAST CHANCE, MAKE IT COUNT SUNDAY
DRINK!
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Wait , what about Boozeday, Winesday and Bourbonday? When is Cocktail day again?Dear Booze wrote: ↑Fri May 07, 2021 7:37 amFUCK YOU MONDAYbrandonman wrote: ↑Thu May 06, 2021 11:16 pmSunday Funday
Monday
Tuesday - Taco Tuesday for most people. Thai Tuesday at my local dive bar
Whiskey Wednesday
Thirsty Thursday
Friday
Saturday
KISS MY ASS TUESDAY
LIGMA WEDNESDAY
JESUS CHRIST, MAKE IT STOP THURSDAY
FUCKIN' A FRIDAY
HELL YEAH SATURDAY
LAST CHANCE, MAKE IT COUNT SUNDAY
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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Re: It’s Thursday, get thirsty
I like gettin' thirsty every day. (That's what she said to Thirsty D). I don't care what day it is.
Okole maluna!
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Mr Boozificator wrote: ↑Sat May 15, 2021 5:26 amWait , what about Boozeday, Winesday and Bourbonday? When is Cocktail day again?Dear Booze wrote: ↑Fri May 07, 2021 7:37 amFUCK YOU MONDAYbrandonman wrote: ↑Thu May 06, 2021 11:16 pmSunday Funday
Monday
Tuesday - Taco Tuesday for most people. Thai Tuesday at my local dive bar
Whiskey Wednesday
Thirsty Thursday
Friday
Saturday
KISS MY ASS TUESDAY
LIGMA WEDNESDAY
JESUS CHRIST, MAKE IT STOP THURSDAY
FUCKIN' A FRIDAY
HELL YEAH SATURDAY
LAST CHANCE, MAKE IT COUNT SUNDAY
Pretty sure Fiyah and Thirsty already had Friday as Ryeday.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice