You’re all cockfarted and fucknutted.
The proper order is:
1. Hand cuffs
2. Ball gag
3. Evan Williams
4. Bribe cops
5. Bone saw
6. Motel room bathtub
7. Hydrofluoric acid
8. Drain cleaner
9. Eliminate motel clerk
10. Plant Dear Booze’s fingerprints and STD samples
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I was just gonna say, DB forgot the handcuffs. And I don't wanna know how you obtain DB's STD samples...
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The first 4 had me thinking you were packing for a vacation in NOLABadfellow wrote: ↑Sat Jul 03, 2021 9:56 pmYou’re all cockfarted and fucknutted.
The proper order is:
1. Hand cuffs
2. Ball gag
3. Evan Williams
4. Bribe cops
5. Bone saw
6. Motel room bathtub
7. Hydrofluoric acid
8. Drain cleaner
9. Eliminate motel clerk
10. Plant Dear Booze’s fingerprints and STD samples
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Things you might pack on a vacation to New Orleans
1. Deodorant
2. Taser
3. SIG P-229
4. Anti-voodoo charm
5. Kaopectate
6. Spare change of socks and skivvies
7. Woven straw Panama hat
8. Sunglasses
9. Condoms
10. A 3 x 5 business card imprinted with your lawyer’s name and contact information
1. Deodorant
2. Taser
3. SIG P-229
4. Anti-voodoo charm
5. Kaopectate
6. Spare change of socks and skivvies
7. Woven straw Panama hat
8. Sunglasses
9. Condoms
10. A 3 x 5 business card imprinted with your lawyer’s name and contact information
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Top ten hangover cures
1: Stay Drunk
2: Aspirin
3: Bloody Maria
4: Sangrita
5: Stay Drunk
6 JIB tacos and beer
7: Clamato
8: Coke (the soda)
9: Coke (as in blow)
10: an orgasm
1: Stay Drunk
2: Aspirin
3: Bloody Maria
4: Sangrita
5: Stay Drunk
6 JIB tacos and beer
7: Clamato
8: Coke (the soda)
9: Coke (as in blow)
10: an orgasm
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1. DeodorantBadfellow wrote: ↑Mon Jul 05, 2021 10:35 amThings you might pack on a vacation to New Orleans
1. Deodorant
2. Taser
3. SIG P-229
4. Anti-voodoo charm
5. Kaopectate
6. Spare change of socks and skivvies
7. Woven straw Panama hat
8. Sunglasses
9. Condoms
10. A 3 x 5 business card imprinted with your lawyer’s name and contact information
2. Gold Bond Powder
3. Spare change of socks and skivvies
4. Another pare of extra skivvies
5. Super secret extra pair of skivvies
6. Tums
7. Probiotics
8. Pepto Bismol
9. Brass knuckles
10. Two additional packs of skivvies.
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Re: TOP 10 lists
Top ten handguns
1: Smith model 10 (AKA the M&P)
2: Smith Model 19
3: Browning Hi-power
4: Colt 1911
5: Rugger Redhawk
6: Webley Revolver
7: Mauser broomhandle
8:Colt Single action Army
9: Walther PPK
10: Colt Navy revolver
1: Smith model 10 (AKA the M&P)
2: Smith Model 19
3: Browning Hi-power
4: Colt 1911
5: Rugger Redhawk
6: Webley Revolver
7: Mauser broomhandle
8:Colt Single action Army
9: Walther PPK
10: Colt Navy revolver
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Merchant Seaman wrote: ↑Wed Jul 07, 2021 7:03 amTop ten handguns
1: Smith model 10 (AKA the M&P)
2: Smith Model 19
3: Browning Hi-power
4: Colt 1911
5: Rugger Redhawk
6: Webley Revolver
7: Mauser broomhandle
8:Colt Single action Army
9: Walther PPK
10: Colt Navy revolver
Handguns, you say? Suppose I’ll give it a whirl, in no particular order…
1. SIG P229
2. Heckler & Koch MK23
3. Colt King Cobra
4. Colt 1911
5. S&W 327
6. S&W 460 XVR
7. EAA 10mm Witness Elite
8. Walther PPK or possibly the Makarov
9. SIG P210-1
10. Colt SAA “Peacemaker"
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Re: TOP 10 lists
Top 10 hooching towns (U.S.)
1: Charleston SC
2: Tampa FL
3: Galveston TX
4: Seattle WA
5:Dutch Harbor AK
6:Reno NV
7:Key West FL
8:Long Beach CA
9: Milwaukee WI
10: Homer AK
1: Charleston SC
2: Tampa FL
3: Galveston TX
4: Seattle WA
5:Dutch Harbor AK
6:Reno NV
7:Key West FL
8:Long Beach CA
9: Milwaukee WI
10: Homer AK
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Yes! Reno and Long Beach are both underrated, IMO. Reno has three of my favorite bars. Doc Holiday's, Filthy McNasty's, and Corrigan's.Merchant Seaman wrote: ↑Sun Aug 15, 2021 3:13 amTop 10 hooching towns (U.S.)
1: Charleston SC
2: Tampa FL
3: Galveston TX
4: Seattle WA
5:Dutch Harbor AK
6:Reno NV
7:Key West FL
8:Long Beach CA
9: Milwaukee WI
10: Homer AK
Although gentrification has taken hold, there are still some great bars in Long Beach. I love spending a night at the Ault Dubliner's sidewalk watching assholes walk to whatever or wherever they are going.
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Merchant Seaman wrote: ↑Sun Aug 15, 2021 3:13 amTop 10 hooching towns (U.S.)
1: Charleston SC
2: Tampa FL
3: Galveston TX
4: Seattle WA
5:Dutch Harbor AK
6:Reno NV
7:Key West FL
8:Long Beach CA
9: Milwaukee WI
10: Homer AK
Really nothing in NY? We suck up a lot of beer
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My Top 10 Drinking Towns (no particular order)
1-Chicago, IL
2-Puerto Vallarta, MEX
3-Sacramento, CA
4-Reno, NV
5-Saint Louis, MO
6-Dallas, TX
7-Nashville, TN
8-New Orleans, LA
9-Ensenada, MEX
10-Boston, MA
1-Chicago, IL
2-Puerto Vallarta, MEX
3-Sacramento, CA
4-Reno, NV
5-Saint Louis, MO
6-Dallas, TX
7-Nashville, TN
8-New Orleans, LA
9-Ensenada, MEX
10-Boston, MA
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Re: TOP 10 lists
Top 10 Hangovers
1 Gaggy betty
2 Brain balloon
3 Shitster hipster
4 Hungry Hugo
5 Bone ache n bake
6 Shake n shake
7 Desert storm aka sand people dancimg on your toungue
8 work calling
9 Posts regretto
10 what hangover? Let`s keep going
1 Gaggy betty
2 Brain balloon
3 Shitster hipster
4 Hungry Hugo
5 Bone ache n bake
6 Shake n shake
7 Desert storm aka sand people dancimg on your toungue
8 work calling
9 Posts regretto
10 what hangover? Let`s keep going
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